Bill Maher - on tour

[Malcolm]

In October. I could have hundreds of Trump bits to sell him.

[Alhazad]

Two of his California dates are after election day.

If Trump wins, I can't imagine but they'll be a very different show.

[Malcolm]

Tonight. Tentatively going to see Alice Cooper tomorrow -- if I'm not sick. I caught a head cold last week that's turned into a chest coughy-type one the past couple days.

[TheCatt]

Tonight. Tentatively going to see Alice Cooper tomorrow -- if I'm not sick. I caught a head cold last week that's turned into a chest coughy-type one the past couple days.

I caught one of those 5 weeks ago.

Still coughing.

[Malcolm]

I usually get one or the other. This is the first time I recall having one pull a "more than meets the eye" on me and transform into the other. Started the morning after Brian Wilson. I blame the post-show drinking session for unbalancing my otherwise respectable immune system. Spent one night virtually sleepless, went through a couple boxes of generic facial tissues. Fucking sandpaper. Spent way too much time last night clearing my lungs, going into this morning. If that sensation is still present tomorrow, I'm at least delaying my departure time (meaning I'll have to drive myself), and I might make the 2-2.5 hours drive back straight after. I have a natural expectorant I've been utilizing in an attempt to speed up the process. Turns out my scheduled ride is sick as well, and has to work tonight to boot.

[Malcolm]

And my ride just went home from work sick.

[Malcolm]

20 minutes late like a true stoner.

[Malcolm]

Dude was baked as a cake. But if the first 30-45 minutes of my routine was contemplating how Trump is a major party candidate, I might want more intoxicants. He spent 15-20 minutes ripping liberals for being dickless in the face of merely acknowledging Muslim terrorism. I'd say another 30 minutes on religion in general after that.