A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis
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The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.
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Thirty minutes of life or death struggle with a ten foot snake over your dick? And when you rescue your dick you just pass out because you literally have no energy left.
This sounds like a Les Miles training regimen for LSU football in the fall. "Okay, men, the want of the snake or the want of you. Who wins your penis on the perimeter?"
places to avoid: Thailand
places to avoid: Thailand
Ouch.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."