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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:17 pm

Leisher wrote:
How to get a head.
It looks like it just ripped off his helmet. If you pause it at the right frame you can see something above his shoulders still.

I didn't *really* think that he was decapitated.

Motorcyclers

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:56 am

PETA

'nother motorcycler

Winning!

Wait for it...

Pork'n

In response to people having a cow for assuming that Kermit's new, thinner pig friend was his new girlfriend.

I want:

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Post by **GORDON** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:07 am

I'd love to have a whiskey barrel for aging beer.

And I gave the "Wait for it..." about 30 seconds and decided it was too long.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:17 am

The wait for it is probably just another dumb looping gif that reddit people post to make you wait...

i gave it 5 seconds.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:32 pm

Collection of Darwin Awards candidates

Liquid methane

Perspective is everything:

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:34 pm

Boobs

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:55 am

Not again!

Squirrel jump

Tire spinning out?

How Europeans see Americans

Lid

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:16 am

Metal Gear: Quiet knows what you're looking at

The model for Quiet, Stefanie Joosten.
(To justify a half naked hot girl who doesn't speak, the Metal Gear writers made her an assassin who was burned with chemicals. She used a parasite to heal herself but the parasite will turn her evil if she communicates in English. Because her insides were burned the parasite make her breathe through her skin and receive nourishment from photosynthesis. So if she wears too many clothes she can't breath and will die.)

Her again

She's playing with herself

She speaks fluent Japanese

...and Dutch.

And of course English

IG

Cosplay

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Post by **GORDON** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:54 am

I think someone is smitten.

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:26 pm

Paul wrote:(To justify a half naked hot girl who doesn't speak, the Metal Gear writers made her an assassin who was burned with chemicals. She used a parasite to heal herself but the parasite will turn her evil if she communicates in English. Because her insides were burned the parasite make her breathe through her skin and receive nourishment from photosynthesis. So if she wears too many clothes she can't breath and will die.)

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:10 pm

She looks a lot like a girl I dated in college, although I doubt Stef takes it up the pooper.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:07 pm

WTF?
Source (probably something Malcom has watched)

Black shooter

Toilet training fail

Post by **thibodeaux** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:01 pm

The second line says "kurimu pan" which is Engrish for "cream bread."

Alhazad · Post by **Alhazad** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:28 pm

thibodeaux wrote:The second line says "kurimu pan" which is Engrish for "cream bread."

Engrish and mangled Portuguese.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:43 pm

Parachute stunt

Daniel Tosh would say that the black one would never be that small.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:05 pm

http://i.imgur.com/eoF76hj.gifv

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:44 pm

Ever had one? Deliciousness...

Meanwhile, at Thib's house...

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:06 pm

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:52 pm

From Penny Arcade:

“Apple Pencil can also act as a stake, which can be pounded through the hot, red heart of the Surface Pro.”

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:55 pm

I had only seen the first part of this before.

If they hang this guy I'm going to start yelling out letters.

Poached egg tutorial

Locals only

Lion

Don't use it in the morning when it's cold and dry.
By evening it's warm and lubricated.

Canada

Welcome to Thunderdome

Random Images from Around the Web NSFW