Desolation of Smaug

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Worst. Adaptation. EVAR.
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thibodeaux wrote:Worst. Adaptation. EVAR.
Dissention.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
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The character played by Canadian Evangeline Lilly was created to give young girls a way into the overwhelmingly male-dominated plot, director Peter Jackson and screenwriter Philippa Boyens told Reuters.

"Now they'll know how to kill Orcs," Jackson joked in a joint interview with Boyens after the London world premiere.

Wait, so girls can only learn how to do something if the person they are watching has a vagina? Is her vagina an integral part of her orc-slaying technique in the third movie?

Look, I have no problem with the new character. But let's not stray into horseshit territory over it.




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Is her vagina an integral part of her orc-slaying technique in the third movie?

She can shoot tiny cannonballs.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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