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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:09 pm
by GORDON
Reviewed here.

Well I liked it, but I don't get instantly angry when I see country folk, like some people do.




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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:13 am
by GORDON
In case you read the front page review before now, I just added a little update at the end of it.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:07 am
by 69-1098720866
I've never seen the tv show or know much of anything about the characters, but I will be seeing this movie just so I can see Jessica Simpson, she is hot.


Like I've said before, I'd do her ;-)

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:38 am
by Vince
She's dumb as a stump, but I don't want to have philisophical discussions with her.

I want to bone her.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:51 pm
by DoctorChaos
As a wise man once said, 'I'd bang the stupid out of her!'

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:45 pm
by mbilderback
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:53 pm
by GORDON
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?
I thought she was funny, which is why I finally changed my mind about her.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:00 pm
by thibodeaux
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?
Probably. You homo.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:10 pm
by Malcolm
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?
Seconded.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:08 pm
by GORDON
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?

Seconded.

Well some day you fellers will find a couple nice boys who will stimulate your intellects as well as your loins.




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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:44 pm
by Leisher
As a wise man once said, 'I'd bang the stupid out of her!'


I don't think the exclamation point is accurate.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:53 pm
by Vince
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?
Probably. You homo.
Heheh... I was thinking along those same lines.

It's amazing what you'd screw if you don't have to talk to them afterwards.

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:06 am
by DoctorChaos
As a wise man once said, 'I'd bang the stupid out of her!'
I don't think the exclamation point is accurate.
I wasn't quoting you, wise guy.

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:14 am
by Malcolm
Am I the only one here who just can't bring myself to find someone attractive if they don't stimulate me mentally as well as physically?
Probably. You homo.
Heheh... I was thinking along those same lines.

It's amazing what you'd screw if you don't have to talk to them afterwards.
Or before. Or whilst clean & sober.

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:46 pm
by Leisher
I wasn't quoting you, wise guy.


I know, I don't use "bang" too often and I would have stated it as fact, thus, no exclamation point.

P.S. Gordo said he'd punish people if they posted spoilers in this thread for The Dukes of Hazzard movie. I'm curious to see the punishment, so here are some spoilers for the film:
-Jessica Simpson will wear short shorts.
-There will be two guys named Bo and Luke.
-They will use their car to run from cops and jump stuff.
-A cop may say "Coo Coo"




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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:08 pm
by GORDON
I wasn't quoting you, wise guy.
I know, I don't use "bang" too often and I would have stated it as fact, thus, no exclamation point.

P.S. Gordo said he'd punish people if they posted spoilers in this thread for The Dukes of Hazzard movie. I'm curious to see the punishment, so here are some spoilers for the film:
-Jessica Simpson will wear short shorts.
-There will be two guys named Bo and Luke.
-They will use their car to run from cops and jump stuff.
-A cop may say "Coo Coo"
No "coo coo," but there is a Flash.

Your punishment is 10 lashes with the Obvious Stick.

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:02 pm
by Vince
In an episode of Smallville, Jonathan Kent (played by John Schneider of the original Dukes of Hazzard) was driving his pickup down the road listening to country music on the radio, and they had the original theme song from Dukes playing.

I laughed.

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:46 pm
by Leisher
Well I finally saw it and thought it was completely ignorant.

It was entertaining only because I grew up watching the series.

Other than that, it was very stupid. The jokes were written for people at the 5th grade level at best.

What child wrote the armadillo guy into the script?

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:07 pm
by TPRJones
I expected a better movie out of the Super Trooper guys, and it was pretty stupid overall, but I somehow enjoyed it anyway. Good extras on the DVD.

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:48 pm
by GORDON
It had purity, and to me that's all that matters.