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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:25 pm
by Cakedaddy
Amidala, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and some other guy are the main characters. It wasn't too bad. I was reeeeaaaalllllllllyyyyyy tired when I watched it, so, I accidently dozed off for about 3 minutes (maybe 6 minutes) in the middle of it. Wasn't the movie's fault though. Over all, it was pretty wierd. Kinda like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" wierd. But not QUITE as wierd. The wife picked it out, and I don't hate her for it. Because I missed a couple of minutes, and I was sleepy, I can't give it a full recommendation because I was not at my full movie watching capacity. However, I don't think you will be hated (by yourself or anyone else) if you do get it and watch it.
If you like Portman, you should DEFINATELY get it. She's such a dirty nasty bad little girl in it. She's in need of a spanking.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:29 pm
by GORDON
Do you wish that every movie was like Closer? Because in the commercials they kept saying that some critic said, "What can't every movie be like this?"
Although a naughty Padme certainly supports that statement. Every movie could feasibly support a naughty Natilie Portman.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:22 pm
by Leisher
If you like Portman, you should DEFINATELY get it. She's such a dirty nasty bad little girl in it. She's in need of a spanking.
I'm sold.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:24 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:If you like Portman, you should DEFINATELY get it. She's such a dirty nasty bad little girl in it. She's in need of a spanking.
I'm sold.
Someone needs to just .avi up the naughty Natalie parts.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:50 am
by 69-1098720866
I loved this movie. And since Natalie is a stripper, I'm sure you boys will enjoy it enough. At one time I had a little movie clip, well not really a movie clip, I think it was called a gif, but I don't know what that means, anyways I had one of her in the strip club doing a twirl around the pole. She was very hot in this movie.
Oh, and so was not a typical romantic movie.
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:56 pm
by Zetleft
She plays a stripper that never gets naked.... fuck that.
Besides I got the images already.
http://www.deansplanet.com/natalie_portman-thong.html
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:52 am
by Malcolm
Cakedaddy wrote:Amidala, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and some other guy are the main characters.
Clive Owen, goddamnit.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:18 am
by 69-1098720866
Malcolm wrote:Cakedaddy wrote:Amidala, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and some other guy are the main characters.
Clive Owen, goddamnit.
Yes and he's damn cute.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:53 am
by Vince
EKaye86 wrote:Malcolm wrote:Cakedaddy wrote:Amidala, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and some other guy are the main characters.
Clive Owen, goddamnit.
Yes and he's damn cute.
He was in Sin City, too.
Bet he kicked more ass in Sin City.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:43 pm
by Malcolm
Vince wrote:EKaye86 wrote:Malcolm wrote:
Clive Owen, goddamnit.
Yes and he's damn cute.
He was in Sin City, too.
Bet he kicked more ass in Sin City.
I said to my buddy whilst in the theatre, "If Clive kicks ass, this movie's gettin' at least 4 stars."
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:58 pm
by 69-1098720866
Well...wasn't really planning on seeing Sin City, but it looks like I'll have to now.
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:12 am
by TheCatt
Started watching this movie last night.
Stopped half way through.
I dunno if it's worth going back to, almost put me to sleep.
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:43 pm
by TheCatt
Finished it.
the only worthwhile part was only semi-worthwhile for aforementioned reasons.
3.5/10
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:19 am
by Leisher
Ask and ye shall receive.
Natalie Portman's best scenes in Closer.
And yes, she definitely needs a spanking.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:09 am
by Paul
I'd perform a jihad on that!
I had a dream last week that I married Natalie Portman, but her name was Jessica Alba. Unfortunatley we didn't do any of the good stuff.
I need to rent Closer and watch Sin City.
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:00 am
by thibodeaux
About halfway through this movie, I said to my wife, "I bet this was originally a play. There's nothing but talk going on."
She said it said on the box that it was originally a play. I am teh smrt.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:04 pm
by stceciliaspride
Yes, closer was originally a very compelling play. I think it was a very compelling movie. The characters were very real and it hurt to watch them - as it should.
I would recommend this film to anyone who wanted to learn more about the pain we deliberately inflict upon one another in the name of love, revenge, and justice.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:42 pm
by Malcolm
I would recommend this film to anyone who wanted to learn more about the pain we deliberately inflict upon one another in the name of love, revenge, and justice.
Isn't that the point of MacBeth & Hamlet?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:43 pm
by mbilderback
I would recommend this film to anyone who wanted to learn more about the pain we deliberately inflict upon one another in the name of love, revenge, and justice.
Isn't that the point of MacBeth & Hamlet?
I was going to say marriage.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:44 pm
by Malcolm
I would recommend this film to anyone who wanted to learn more about the pain we deliberately inflict upon one another in the name of love, revenge, and justice.
Isn't that the point of MacBeth & Hamlet?
I was going to say marriage.
That would just be "the pain we deliberately influict upon one another."