Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:34 pm
O
MY
FUCKING
GOAT
ASS.
What a piece, no PILE, of steaming rotting putrid vile etc, etc, etc, etc mother loving horse shit.
My wife picked this one out. Had she actually gotten it and made me watch it, I would truely and unwaveringly hate her fucking guts. HOWEVER. I watched it of my own free will. So, she is absolved from all blame. I decided to watch it so that I could write a review on it. That was my main motivation. You should all thank me. Now you don't have to. I even watched it by myself. I'm not going to lie. I can not stand Hugh Grant. He bugs the living shit out of me. It's not the "You don't like him cause he's so good looking" thing. I can watch Hugh Jackman, Jude Law, Legolas, etc, all of whom I'm told is good looking. Grant is just fucking annoying. I don't really care for Renee either. It's like she's trying to become more and more unattractive as her career continues. Anyway. . . I figured it was best that I watched this film while not in my wife's presence. I would have heckled through the entire film. So, my review of this film is DO NOT FUCKING WATCH IT. If you see a copy of this movie, burn it. If you hear of someone watching it (besides me because I did it as a service to the public) punch them in the face. They will thank you. Call it tough love. I could start naming all the horrible dumb idiotic stuff the movie was riddled with. But, I won't just incase someone is actually considering ignoring my advice and choose to watch it. I must warn you though. . .. it's really really bad. And. You will be punched in the face.
MY
FUCKING
GOAT
ASS.
What a piece, no PILE, of steaming rotting putrid vile etc, etc, etc, etc mother loving horse shit.
My wife picked this one out. Had she actually gotten it and made me watch it, I would truely and unwaveringly hate her fucking guts. HOWEVER. I watched it of my own free will. So, she is absolved from all blame. I decided to watch it so that I could write a review on it. That was my main motivation. You should all thank me. Now you don't have to. I even watched it by myself. I'm not going to lie. I can not stand Hugh Grant. He bugs the living shit out of me. It's not the "You don't like him cause he's so good looking" thing. I can watch Hugh Jackman, Jude Law, Legolas, etc, all of whom I'm told is good looking. Grant is just fucking annoying. I don't really care for Renee either. It's like she's trying to become more and more unattractive as her career continues. Anyway. . . I figured it was best that I watched this film while not in my wife's presence. I would have heckled through the entire film. So, my review of this film is DO NOT FUCKING WATCH IT. If you see a copy of this movie, burn it. If you hear of someone watching it (besides me because I did it as a service to the public) punch them in the face. They will thank you. Call it tough love. I could start naming all the horrible dumb idiotic stuff the movie was riddled with. But, I won't just incase someone is actually considering ignoring my advice and choose to watch it. I must warn you though. . .. it's really really bad. And. You will be punched in the face.