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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:13 pm
by GORDON
From here.

And here's another little story that just didn't fit with the tone of the front page post:


On the drive home today, an accident had traffic on our 2-lane highway funneled down to one lane. A grizzly guy in and old pickup truck started squeezing in, in front of me, and I saw the "Support your local militia" sticker in the window, and I said out loud, "Oh yeah, I'll let this nutball in!"

The wife asks, "Why is he a nutball, because he is in a militia and likes guns and stuff?"

"Yes," I answered.

"So why would you let a nutball cut in front of you?"

"Because he's my kind of nutball."

She goes on, "Who ISN'T your kind of nutball?"

"Environmentalists and hippies... they're the real dangers to the world. Hell, if I saw Al Gore in traffic, I'd have to straight-up ram him and call it self defense."

So yeah... who's the nutball now?



Don't answer that.




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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:03 pm
by Mommy Dearest
Yes but the last time I saw your son see a real baby he hated it too. So it might not just be Jesus

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:04 pm
by Mommy Dearest
and this is the first time I have seen two comments your wife made in one post that I agreed with. Must be her boss rubbing off on her

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:33 am
by Mommy Dearest
So are you going to share the story about your knew swim suit?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:20 pm
by GORDON
Well I told the wife that I didn't know HOW they ripped, but in reality it was the hottie running the top of the grown-up water slide trying to get at my junk. And she was a GIRL.

Thanks for ruining the secret.