Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:38 pm
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:23 pm
Some punk kid drives his bass-thumping doofus-mobile right past my house every morning at 6am thumping his goddamn stereo. Want to guess what time my kids wake up every morning?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:50 pm
Knowing the exact time every day would be helpful. Keep a log and call the police. They probably won't be as helpful as you'd like, but the good karma of "doing the right thing" can't hurt.
Once the police have either stunningly come out and ticketed him or told you they'd try to get to it, your mission is now complete or just beginning.
If it's just beginning, take a look at that log. There's some really useful information there if you wanted to make sure that the right car got a flat tire or something.
Once the police have either stunningly come out and ticketed him or told you they'd try to get to it, your mission is now complete or just beginning.
If it's just beginning, take a look at that log. There's some really useful information there if you wanted to make sure that the right car got a flat tire or something.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:59 pm
Drop some caltrops at about 5:55am in strategic locations.thibodeaux wrote:Some punk kid drives his bass-thumping doofus-mobile right past my house every morning at 6am thumping his goddamn stereo. Want to guess what time my kids wake up every morning?
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:13 pm
Don't own a rooster if you have 5 neighbors within 50 yards of your chicken coop. You would think this goes without saying, but believe it or not some people didn't get the memo. Some folks can't sleep with the windows open on cool spring nights unless they want to be awoken at 5 am by a god damned rooster. I'm not one to call the police on these types of people.... but in this case it is very tempting.
Dinner isn't too far away.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:22 pm
Rooster problem?
Solved!
Solved!
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:23 pm
In Raleigh, the noise ordinances are in effect from 11pm to 7am.
My solution to the whole problem is that the wife and I want 20 acres to put our house on.
My solution to the whole problem is that the wife and I want 20 acres to put our house on.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:23 pm
Oh, and I'll stop mowing the lawn at 8am when fuckers give up their leaf blowers.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:53 am
Am I the only one here that finds that arousing?
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:15 am
I had to watch the snakes eat some other stuff, too.
Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:50 am
Sounds like my old neighborhood in Texas. Just change 6am to 2am add "smoke weed on your front porch every night" and "leave 6 month old unattended next to tied up pit bull" and everything is the same.
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:03 am
I'll give up my leaf blower when they pry my..............................oh never mind ???TheCatt wrote:Oh, and I'll stop mowing the lawn at 8am when fuckers give up their leaf blowers.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:47 pm
Possible minor victory, today.
Some shithead was on a dirt bike going up and down our dead-end street, usually doing wheelies. Not sure which underage girl he was trying to impress. We have a few, around.
A little bit ago I saw the dirt bike getting hauled away on a flat bed car-towing-truck-thing, and a little bit after that the sheriff came from somewhere down the street. I guess they caught him.
These guys usually run. Not sure if I mentioned that in this thread, but I've seen the cops chasing these guys more than once.
Some shithead was on a dirt bike going up and down our dead-end street, usually doing wheelies. Not sure which underage girl he was trying to impress. We have a few, around.
A little bit ago I saw the dirt bike getting hauled away on a flat bed car-towing-truck-thing, and a little bit after that the sheriff came from somewhere down the street. I guess they caught him.
These guys usually run. Not sure if I mentioned that in this thread, but I've seen the cops chasing these guys more than once.