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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:54 pm
by GORDON
From here.
That one about the Journey song... it was being piped over the store speakers, and this 90-year-old chick was singing along to it. Made me feel kind of old, too.
At least she looked 90... I guess it could be a 45 year old stripper. Lotsa strippers around here.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:35 pm
by Mommy Dearest
Probably your Aunt Joyce
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:35 pm
by Mommy Dearest
Except she is too young to be shopping on Saturday Night 
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:46 am
by GORDON
Oh yeah...
Bread aisle.
Wife is taking all day comparing nutritional qualities of different breads.
I was ready to move on so I told her, "It puts the bread in the shopping cart, or it gets the hose again."
I laughed, but she didn't get it.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:55 am
by Paul
Get used to these exciting Saturday nights.
What I miss most is sleep. Oh... the first few months are terrible. I guess it's like the sleep deprivation they gave you during boot camp. It breaks you mentally.
You'll find yourself promising your kid a shiney new sportscar if it'll just go to sleep for 20 minutes so Daddy can nap.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:40 pm
by Leisher
Yep, he'll learn like I did that a kid takes up a lot more time than those without would think.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:43 pm
by DoctorChaos
Yep, he'll learn like I did that a kid takes up a lot more time than those without would think.
Yeah, but someone needs to tell your family its okay to put the kid down. :laugh:
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:07 pm
by GORDON
Pshaw.
I hear that time and again... "You have no idea what you're in for."
This assumes two things:
1. I am stupid, have no imagine, or poor planning skills.
2. I didn't grow up helping taking care of three younger sisters. Well, more to the point, I didn't grow up in a house with three younger sisters.
There will be no surprises for me.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:44 pm
by Mommy Dearest
So how long is the Momster in Law planning to stay? Thinking about booking a flight and don't really want to be there when she is.
:O
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:54 pm
by Leisher
I sense a rivalry.
And Gordo, nobody is implying you're dumb. Ok, well I am, but you're used to that.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:14 pm
by GORDON
So how long is the Momster in Law planning to stay? Thinking about booking a flight and don't really want to be there when she is.
:O
Too long, but I'm not sure of the exact dates. I'll find out and let you know.
She's in a beach house, btw. Not with us.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:37 pm
by Mommy Dearest
So how long is the Momster in Law planning to stay? Thinking about booking a flight and don't really want to be there when she is.
:O
Too long, but I'm not sure of the exact dates. I'll find out and let you know.
She's in a beach house, btw. Not with us.
Still don't want to be there while she is. N o problem being there second. No rivalry. Discuss
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:20 pm
by GORDON
So how long is the Momster in Law planning to stay? Thinking about booking a flight and don't really want to be there when she is.
:O
Too long, but I'm not sure of the exact dates. I'll find out and let you know.
She's in a beach house, btw. Not with us.
Still don't want to be there while she is. N o problem being there second. No rivalry. Discuss
How about while she comes down, you visit, and *I* leave?
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:34 pm
by Mommy Dearest
Too long, but I'm not sure of the exact dates. I'll find out and let you know.
She's in a beach house, btw. Not with us.
Still don't want to be there while she is. N o problem being there second. No rivalry. Discuss
How about while she comes down, you visit, and *I* leave?
fat chance
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:17 pm
by mbilderback
