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From here.

Boring post (with pretty pictures) about men who use moisturizer.




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You bastard!

I rediscovered the STFU pic earlier in the week and was waiting for the right time to drop it in the forum. By posting that pic of yourself you've ruined my joy!
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Speaking of that pic and moisturizer.... two weeks before that pic was taken, we were out in the Camp Pendelton desert for training.

Every one of us burnt so bad that the skin on the top of our ears burns, flaked, burned, flaked, and burned again. We were raw, swollen meat dripping with puss.

With no moisturizer.

And we loved it.

Got healed up just in time for pictures... they don't take pictures until they think you'll be graduating boot camp.
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Doesn't moisturize, and rarely even bathes so he can "smell strong, too."


I figured out how he keeps his skin so smooth while maintaining a strong odor.
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The dude looks like you, shaved.
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Eh, I'm not too worried. In the end, survival of the fittest can only be put off for so long. There's no doubt in my mind about which of these two groups is the fittest.
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The dude looks like you, shaved.

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Hey, you're right. He sort of does in this pic.
My eyebrows, sorta my eyes and nose.




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You know, work out and bulk up a bit, make some bad hairstyle choices, and you could be this guy:

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He sorta has the early Danzig haircut.

Is that a hicky on his neck?
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Nah, blood. This guy arrived at the US/Canada border earlier this week with a bloody chainsaw, a machette, and a couple of guns. They took the weapons and let him through.

Later on he killed some people, or something like that. Big shocker there.
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I'm tring to find an early Glen Danzig (of The Misfits) photo to compare. I found this video, but it lacks the Eddie Munster hair. It's just cool because GZ gets KO'd with one hit.

There's this, but there ar picture without makup, and shorter hair, where Glen looks like that guy.




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I love a rugged man and any man who waxes his eyebrows is out. Just my humble opinion. I love the "man look". What's with the eyebrow waxing? It nauseates me.
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Well, I engage in "anal bleaching," but my hairdresser tells me that is very butch.
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I was just reading a magizine the other day with an article about Victoria "Posh Spice" thats her husband in the second pic. When asked her beauty secret she said every night her and David slather themselves with moisturizer before going to bed.
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Did he ever shoot one of these?




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I bet that broke some ribs.
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Lucky his hand was clear.
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