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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:48 pm
by GORDON
From here.

Irritated post with me telling the stupid kids to stay off my lawn.

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I was at a stoplight the other day, window down, radio on, enjoying a nice day. Light turns green and the crappy old Honda Accord besides me guns the gas... and it's so loud that I am now bleeding from my left ear.

Do these stupid, expensive modifications on these cheap, crappy cars help these stupid kids get laid? That's about the only excuse I would accept. Any other reasoning (looks better, makes car go faster) means they have brain damage. It just draws attention to the cheap, crappy car. I'd have never noticed the cheap, crappy Accord with the coffee can muffler.

I dunno. I was never a car freak. Maybe I just don't "understand."

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:59 pm
by thibodeaux
And would you WANT a girl who is turned on by a loud, crappy car?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:03 pm
by GORDON
At that age, any chicks is good chicks.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:40 pm
by Leisher
"Ya' gots to have the Woo Woo!"

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:46 pm
by GORDON
I'm starting to think the real money is exploiting the market of suburban kids with too much money who worship the ghetto culture.

Patent one stupid, tacky auto accessory, and you're rich.

The spinning hubcap guy has to be rollin' in dough by now.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:59 pm
by SayUncle
Heh. My fave is those low-rider trucks. I thought all those would have surely turned to scrap since the 80s but apparently not as i still see the occasional one around town.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:27 am
by TheCatt
Nice SATURN