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TheCatt wrote: I would argue about this being "truth"

Obviously, it's not the "truth". However, there is truth in it. I always say "Kids ruin everything", and there's a lot of truth to that, but it's not the truth.

I think this poor bastard just let his frustration with our current society get the better of him.

I need more context as to what actually happened, but "girls ruin everything" is hyperbolic. Much less the contention of Adam/Eve being the first people.

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Turtles ruin everything.

Leisher wrote: Turtles ruin everything.

Only snapping turtles ruin everything.

TheCatt wrote: I need more context as to what actually happened, but "girls ruin everything" is hyperbolic. Much less the contention of Adam/Eve being the first people.

Back in the early 80s when I was sneaking dad's penthouses, there was a cartoon in one of.them.

Two large-breasted, hot.women spend several panels dressing up WAY sexy, short skirts, "my sexiest up-lift nipple bra," etc etc. Then they get pissed at all the pigs/men whistling and catcalling on the streets.

None of this is new. Women may have problems, but they need to address.that they make their own problems, too. No one is allowed to address that in a " you're victim blaming" climate of fascism.

Frontier Airlines is the Florida of the sky. Dude goes on flight with emotional support squirrel

Leisher wrote: Turtles ruin everything.

True story: Driving to work two mornings ago and saw a turtle trying to cross a road. Big fucking trucks were bearing down on him. Throw my car into park at a stop sign, hit the hazards, ran out, grabbed the dummy, and ran him out into a nearby field. It's been two days and no squished turtle. Yay! The semi driver who couldn't turn until I got back into my car could clearly see what I was doing, but didn't honk. Yay!

TheCatt wrote: Frontier Airlines is the Florida of the sky.

If they somehow turned this into their ad campaign, it'd be one of those "This is completely true, but I might fly them now because of their honesty."

I had my kid jump out in an intersection and rescue a turtle a couple months ago. "Just take him toward the side he was crawling for!" The old lady who couldn't turn was confused and didn't know why we were blocking the street.

Old ladies are the worst.

I also saved a turtle 1 month ago. I almost didn't, cuz it was a snapping turtle, but it was little.

I saved a snapper two years ago. Filled the bottom of a 5 gallon bucket. I picked it up with a snow shovel.

Oh yeah, we found a snapping turtle in our yard this last Spring (maybe last year? IDR), going from A to B. We're about 500 yards from the creek, and it wasn't going to or coming from. I don't know where it came from. It was maybe 10 pounds... big enough to be wary of the jaws. We put it in a box and took it to the creek. It peed while in the box, and it dripped onto my truck seat.

Fucking turtle.

I think the moral to the story here is we're all heroes and deserve to win the lottery.

I bet the turtle civilization sings songs about us.

Leisher wrote: I think the moral to the story here is we're all heroes and deserve to win the lottery.

Yes, this.

Leisher wrote: Anyone that buys and wears this...

Kind of funny really. The type of person that would wear this would 99% assuredly be opposed to the real fur lining.

This guy who got on a plane and will now potentially spend 20 years in jail.

Although, to be fair, he sounds batshit crazy. Remember when we had places to house and help people like this?

And this baby sitter wants in on the fun.

I drop off kids all the time to places I KNOW are their homes, but I never drive away until I see them go inside.

Another contender, and this one will be hard to top.

Left wingers want to eliminate "man" from our language because it's sexist and offensive. No more Manhattan, Manchester, woman, humanity, etc.