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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:19 pm
by Cakedaddy
Say the Audi doesn't turn into his path. Was he going to use the car ramp and jump the truck?

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:22 pm
by GORDON
Is that a bicycle symbol in the lanes on each side of the road? Not quite sure. Delivery truck was parked in it. And I wonder if that includes motorbikes, there.

I'm still going to say the bike was going too fast for conditions.

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 1:39 pm
by Leisher
If you're going to rob a gun store while it's open, you better not walk in with a "I have a gun and that makes everyone scared of me" attitude.

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 1:51 pm
by GORDON
"This man has been waiting for this moment his entire life."

That sounds like a criticism.

I'd have phrased it, "This man has been ready for this since the military."

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 2:47 pm
by TheCatt
Crime is probably where I have my most conservative views. The asshole got what he deserved. Good riddance.

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 2:57 pm
by Cakedaddy
It's too bad it went down that way. The kid obviously had no intentions of using his gun. The guy was able to draw and aim and all the kid did was go defensive. At least, no shots that I can see. Went down fast and hard. But, you know, you go that route, and bad shit's going to happen. If it wasn't that day, it would have been another.

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:07 pm
by Leisher
Cakedaddy wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 2:57 pm The kid obviously had no intentions of using his gun.
Isn't it gun rule #1 that you never pull out a gun you're not willing to use?

The kid fucked up thinking he could take his eyes off the workers, let alone for that long. Not sure if that was stupidity or some level of false confidence from having brandished a gun before and seeing people's reaction?

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:08 pm
by GORDON
I told my kid the other day, "Never give a person a second chance to kill you."

If there's a gun pointed at you, it isn't a game any more.

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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:28 pm
by Cakedaddy
Leisher wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:07 pm Isn't it gun rule #1 that you never pull out a gun you're not willing to use?
For law abiding people, yes. For criminals, it's also a tool to scare people into compliance. So you never need to intend to use it to still get your way. And ya. I'm thinking they just figured people would always do what they are told if they are holding a gun.

I imagine the kid's last word was 'wait', thinking he could talk himself out of the situation.

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:35 am
by TheCatt

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:27 pm
by GORDON
My kid has heard things. That's just how he put it. "I've heard things."

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:30 pm
by TheCatt
Well, in your case, it is trauma.

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 3:54 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:30 pm Well, in your case, it is trauma.
This.

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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 2:00 pm
by Leisher
Who is the moron? We are...

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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 2:49 pm
by TheCatt
Hah! That's awesome. I was like "Man, if sports players were arrested for drunk driving that much, we would have heard about it more, right?" So I was really struggling.

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:30 am
by GORDON
Ha!

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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 7:30 pm
by Leisher
People who apply their values to their pets are delusional.

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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 8:45 pm
by TheCatt
Dogs should never be vegetarians.

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 8:52 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 9:41 pm
by TheCatt
OMG. I'm high and knew they were wrong.