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I thought that was going to be the vid I saw a couple days ago with one of the kids getting tagged hard.
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I've rarely (if ever?) watched a video and thought "Man I hope that person gets killed"
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If you don't have a dash cam these days you're kinda foolish.
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The Rock...and a whole LOT of others...are being sued for $3B.

The lawyers who took this case should be disbarred.

Also, wanted criminals should not be allowed to file lawsuits.
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Leisher wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:37 pm Also, wanted criminals should not be allowed to file lawsuits.
Or, insane people.
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Like I always say in the Summer when a spider builds a web across my back door, "It's such an optimist. It knows it only has to catch a single human and it gets to eat for life."
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Dude, make an effort.

It's not the cat lawyer, but it still amazes me how stupid some people are around technology.
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He needs to be gone. I seriously think we need to reopen Australia as a penal colony. Nobody in or out, ever.
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More details on strapping weather dude
Robbins added that he "warned" the little girl he "might pull her hair" if she rang his doorbell again, which led to her "crying." The meteorologist called the incident a "learning opportunity" for the little girl. Robbins also added several replies to his own post, repeatedly posting "she will get her hair pulled tomorrow" and "please accept my apology" several times each. It's unclear if the repeated replies were mistakes or not.
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In yet another Tuesday Facebook post defending himself, Robbins says that "for the record, I never threatened a 6 year old."
I guess the girl wasn't 6 years old. But, seriously, wtf?
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Saw this on a reddit post a while ago...

Dude (talking to his GF): Where do I rank in your list of sexual partners?

GF: Top 5

Dude: Oh, where in the top 5?

If she says top 5.... you're definitely not in the top 3, bro. It's either 4th or 5th, and most likely, 5th.
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I get you lost a family member and are upset, but holy shit.
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Siblings are wrong, and are ignorant. #3 will be dead soon prolly.
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What the god damned fuck?
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Death penalty.
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Woman writes kids' book about grief after her husband died. Now she's charged with his murder.

Helluva marketing campaign there.
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Ha!
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