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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:15 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:20 pm
by unkbill
Chinese have already done it on short flights. You basically lean back 5 degrees on a board. Takes away the need for knee room and you can pack'em in like sardines.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by GORDON
I liked Malcom's "knock em out, stack em like cord wood" idea.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:07 pm
by Malcolm
Unconscious people cost less money to take care of. At least for periods of less than twenty-four hours. They sure as fuck complain less.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:21 pm
by GORDON
Plus I generally hate flying, so I'd rather sleep through it.
For the boredom/cattle car experience, not out of fear.
Hell, knock me out at home so I can avoid TSA pricks, too.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:11 pm
by Leisher
Hell, knock me out at home so I can avoid TSA pricks, too.
Being knocked out might mean getting violated by TSA pricks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:52 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Hell, knock me out at home so I can avoid TSA pricks, too.
Being knocked out might mean getting violated by TSA pricks.
Doesn't that happen anyhow? Isn't it a federal crime not to do what they say already?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:27 pm
by GORDON
I hate TSA pricks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:48 pm
by unkbill
Malcolm wrote:Unconscious people cost less money to take care of. At least for periods of less than twenty-four hours. They sure as fuck complain less.
You might have an idea. My longest flight has been 13 hours and I was deathly afraid to sleep. One for dieing in my sleep and the other Gordo can attest to being killed in my sleep.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:16 pm
by GORDON
Indeed.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:21 am
by TPRJones
It's not a bad idea overall, but they should think about going horizontal instead. Bunks would let them get many more people in as well, but with more comfort than standing. And no one likes sitting in those crappy seats anyway, so why not?
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:07 am
by Leisher
Malcolm wrote:Leisher wrote:Hell, knock me out at home so I can avoid TSA pricks, too.
Being knocked out might mean getting violated by TSA pricks.
Doesn't that happen anyhow? Isn't it a federal crime not to do what they say already?
I think you missed the joke.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:07 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Malcolm wrote:Leisher wrote:
Being knocked out might mean getting violated by TSA pricks.
Doesn't that happen anyhow? Isn't it a federal crime not to do what they say already?
I think you missed the joke.
I think I added to it.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:07 pm
by Leisher
Malcolm wrote:Leisher wrote:Malcolm wrote:
Doesn't that happen anyhow? Isn't it a federal crime not to do what they say already?
I think you missed the joke.
I think I added to it.
I don't think you'll be appearing at the Chuckle Hut anytime soon. 