As I've said before, if Kurt Cobain hadn't realized he was married to Courtney Love and consequently blown his head off, Nirvana would still be touring on this. Anyhow, this British indie/alt rock band (a genre which has sucked for over a decade) drove off a bridge and died. Their new album is climbing up the charts. Eh, ok fine. Popularity normally spikes on something like this, so whatever. Then there are these psychos:
“Let’s give Viola Beach the success they were inevitably going to get,” a supporter wrote.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."