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thibodeaux wrote: I'd post pics if you all weren't homos.

Great. Got to jack it to something else now.

Just imagine Sean Connery in Zardoz

thibodeaux wrote: Just imagine Sean Connery in Zardoz

What a coincidence.

Almost 3 weeks in. The only non-fish meat this week was a probably 1 oz hamburger I put into my black bean burger. Fish about 4 times. Gets easier each week, didn't even notice the lack of meat.

thibodeaux wrote: I'd post pics if you all weren't homos.

This is fucking hilarious.

I'll post some next year when I'm 50.

TheCatt wrote: Almost 3 weeks in. The only non-fish meat this week was a probably 1 oz hamburger I put into my black bean burger. Fish about 4 times. Gets easier each week, didn't even notice the lack of meat.

I can't believe how much I poop. Every day. Good God. Like what I used to think was a normal poop, twice a day now.

I'm glad there's more meat out there for me.

GORDON wrote: I'm glad there's more meat out there for me.

https://youtu.be/GkSFijFzw8I?t=9

Had a heart attack?

More sex is the cure.

So all those old men dating younger women are just trying to stay healthy?

It works.

Women not wanting sex as they age is a "myth".

They just don't want sex with you.

Leisher wrote: Women not wanting sex as they age is a "myth".

They just don't want sex with you.

No worries here. But man, some of my friends...

Lack of sex is a timer on a marriage.

TheCatt wrote: But man, some of my friends...

I won't put any names/specific details as Stranger could know them and I'm not trying to spill the tea, but I hear about a lot of sexless marriages and very few with really healthy sex lives.

One guy has been married for years (more than a handful) and has two kids. He admitted one day recently that he and his wife have had sex five times total since they got married. The kids were conceived in wedlock.

I would have gotten divorced long ago.

Leisher wrote: He admitted one day recently that he and his wife have had sex five times total since they got married.

Well, maybe they, uh, have a lot of other common interests? I dunno. Damn.

I've heard of women who loathe sex... with their husbands, at least. I have no insight as to why... maybe some are truly asexual, some are sexually abused and have an aversion... I don't know.

But really, it takes 2. The husband should have known before making the commitment.

There should be an automatic time limit on marriages. Sign the contract, do the years, and if both parties don't want to re-up, then it will dissolve painlessly.

GORDON wrote: There should be an automatic time limit on marriages. Sign the contract, do the years, and if both parties don't want to re-up, then it will dissolve painlessly.

Thanks, Bob.

I was married in college for 3 days. It expired.