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oh.... did i see a couple kids going "rock paper scissors SHOOT" in tv once?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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The game is technically played with each person saying, "Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!"
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The internet is so fucking stupid...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I love how doorknobs serve so well to see how tall a girl is.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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John Hanson got Hamiltoned.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Male meiosis is sexist.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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What's the first one? The rest, yes.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The AMG version of a BMW.
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I'm told there's a fridge in this video somewhere...
Warren Sharp mocking...was it the NYT? Who did the original one a year or more ago, but was serious about the math? Also, the other guy is hilarious. Shoot your shot!
Honestly, I apply this to everyone who leaves a situation because it's bad only to vote for people who want to enact the same policies that resulted in the original move. It applies to Ds, Rs, immigrants, etc.
The struggle for teachers in today's society is real.
Poor guy had shitty teachers...
What a great summary of woke white women...
Jason is a savage
“The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history." - George Orwell
Honestly, I apply this to everyone who leaves a situation because it's bad only to vote for people who want to enact the same policies that resulted in the original move. It applies to Ds, Rs, immigrants, etc.
The struggle for teachers in today's society is real.
Poor guy had shitty teachers...
What a great summary of woke white women...
Jason is a savage
“The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history." - George Orwell
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Ugh, I'm in Cambridge, MA and wanted to buy a razor. Had to get an employee and get ESCORTED to the cashier.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I hate videos like this. Like, if you're going to say "the refrigerator is amazing!!!" then SHOW THE FREAKING FRIDGE. It's not even in the video.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's called a sale. The prices tend to be lower the closer the meat is to the expiration date. Also, I hope your illegal housekeeper gets well soon so you can stop doing menial tasks like getting your own groceries.
This was on the Twitters and people were mocking it. They clearly don't understand "why".
Did you think that through before you said it?
I'm fine with this
Maybe she's being ironic?
2023 and restaurants have to post rules. Tell me how much better society is getting...
Maybe after the divorce take a biology or sex ed class?
Sounds like a pretty smart guy.
"Athletes"
Transpeople and their profile pictures vs their actual pictures
Gross
This was on the Twitters and people were mocking it. They clearly don't understand "why".
Did you think that through before you said it?
I'm fine with this
Maybe she's being ironic?
2023 and restaurants have to post rules. Tell me how much better society is getting...
Maybe after the divorce take a biology or sex ed class?
Sounds like a pretty smart guy.
"Athletes"
Transpeople and their profile pictures vs their actual pictures
Gross
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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She updated.UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.
Aella had sex 39 days last year? Holy crap. I would have guessed a lot more.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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These stupid women post this kind of thing from time to time. They internalize the 2X chromo reddit, and begin to believe that all sex=rape, or whatever.TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 10:05 pmShe updated.UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.
From time to time I'll share one of these with my girlfriend. She surprised me one day when her response was "This is why men cheat."
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"Before I give him sex, I make my husband clean the kitchen, bathroom, vacuum the floor, and start the laundry."
"That's weird, the hot girl he works with doesn't make him do any of those things before she'll have sex with him."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Lol.
Seriously though. Just take the compliment.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Props to her, but I'm dubious about that sticking. People are who they are and you really have to work to do something not in your nature. Someone who isn't naturally affectionate or have a healthy/high libido can't magically flip a switch and permanently change those things.TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 10:05 pm UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.
Days or times?
Can we talk about the number of showers though?
This is called choreplay.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Days. Probably many more times.
Showers - She is "famous" for not showering, but she uses wipes and stuff for the essential areas.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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You say famous, but who is she? Also, that sort of whore's bath isn't good enough.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”