The First Obama Term

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The First Obama Term

He'll be assassinated before he takes office.
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He'll be assinated in office.
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14%
He really is the anti-christ and we're all going to die.
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21%
His Presidency will be a failure of Jimmy Carter Proportions.
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14%
His Presidency will be seen by history as mediocre.
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36%
His Presidency will be seen as a success of Reagan proportions.
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14%
He really is the second coming of Christ and GORDON is screwed.
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"Self respect is the last thing we're worried about."

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Democrat staffer, and VA representative's son, caught telling reporter how to successfully vote numerous times illegally and get away with it.

http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2012....r-fraud

But, like every other time voter fraud comes to light, it is absolutely an isolated incident.
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GORDON wrote:Democrat staffer, and VA representative's son, caught telling reporter how to successfully vote numerous times illegally and get away with it.

http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2012....r-fraud

But, like every other time voter fraud comes to light, it is absolutely an isolated incident.
He has resigned, so no harm done, ha ha ha, and oh yeah requiring ID to vote is still racist, just so you know. So don't try it. And still an isolated incident. So don't suspect anything about that about that or you're racist.

[url=http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/10/rep-jim-morans-son-and-campaign-manager-forge-utility-bills-to-commit-voter-fraud-video-up date-rep-morans-son-resigns/]http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012....resigns[/url]
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And Obama's website, darn it, is still allowing those darned pesky foreign donations.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archive....nce.php

No fraud here, move along. Racist.
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Republican voters being sent letters telling them they are ineligible to vote. FBI investigating.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news....ex.html

Isolated incident, nothing to see here. Racist.
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I hear Republicans are doing it all so Romney can sue after the election and the Supreme Court can make him President.
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Jeep may move to China.

I feel like creating bumper stickers that say, "Out of a job yet? Keep voting Democrat!"

Anyone get that or is that just a local thing?
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Leisher wrote:Jeep may move to China.

I feel like creating bumper stickers that say, "Out of a job yet? Keep voting Democrat!"

Anyone get that or is that just a local thing?
Oh snap, that would indeed "crash the economy of Toledo."

But, I see Toledo city counsel making all kinds of tax incentives to keep them here.

There's a definite schadenfreude feeling, though, thinking of a bunch of union workers getting shitcanned and there's nothing their precious union can do about it.
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Wow, I just blocked my own mother on facebook because she couldn't resist making a "romney lies" post. I told her I was blocking her, then I blocked her.

Thanks, Obama.
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Then my aunt chimed in with a sarcastic, "Block away," so then I had to tell her that I've already had her blocked for a long time.

Thanks, Obama.
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Facebook: Turning every day into that awkward family Thanksgiving gathering since 2006.



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They are all ordinarily so nice... I don't know why they turn into such insulting assholes over this meaningless bullshit.
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Everybody has some topic that turns them into an asshole. At least with your family since it's politics it only gets really bad every four years.

Maybe just make a policy that every four years in July you don't talk to them again until December.
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TPRJones wrote:Everybody has some topic that turns them into an asshole. At least with your family since it's politics it only gets really bad every four years.
Least until a pachyderm gets elected, then they descend on him like vultures.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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TPRJones wrote:Everybody has some topic that turns them into an asshole. At least with your family since it's politics it only gets really bad every four years.

Maybe just make a policy that every four years in July you don't talk to them again until December.

Walked up to her tonight while wearing my mask, I said, "I am Guy Fawkes and I am here to overthrow your fascist government." She laughed, not knowing who I was. About a second and a half later she recognized my voice.

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New tax form in 2014 that will be collecting your health care information, or you write them a check.

http://www.atr.org/new-obamacare-tax-form-mandates-americans-a7285

The paperwork thing sounds legit, but I really doubt they made a form that says "Obamacare" on it.

edit - Ah, I read the fine print, the form is bogus.




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I keep seeing on FB stuff like "set your clocks back an hour but don't set the clock back 50 years." From Obama-lovers, of course.

Anyway, I want to retort something like: "50 years ago we had a Democrat President and a Democrat-controlled Congress. Also, the top income tax rate was like 90%. I agree: let's not go back to that."

Feel free to embellish.
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