Wimbledon
Anyone seeing this match between Mahut and Isner?
I'm not a tennis guy (despite playing in high school), but this is incredible. They're in the fifth set with the score tied at 40 games a piece.
That's not a misprint.
They've been playing for close to 7 hours. Apparently, this match started last night, was called due to darkness, and since they began playing again this morning over 20 other matches have started and finished.
It's a marathon!
I'm not a tennis guy (despite playing in high school), but this is incredible. They're in the fifth set with the score tied at 40 games a piece.
That's not a misprint.
They've been playing for close to 7 hours. Apparently, this match started last night, was called due to darkness, and since they began playing again this morning over 20 other matches have started and finished.
It's a marathon!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
44-44.
Isner is gassed. He literally whiffed at a slow moving ball and isn't even bothering to chase a lot of shots.
They've set all sorts of records.
Meanwhile, the sun is starting to go down...
Isner is gassed. He literally whiffed at a slow moving ball and isn't even bothering to chase a lot of shots.
They've set all sorts of records.
Meanwhile, the sun is starting to go down...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The sun must be pretty low now as even with a wide shot I can't see shadows or sunlight anymore. When I started this chain the sun was still shining on half of their court.
They're now at 47-46 Isner, but Mahut is about to serve.
They've more than doubled the previous record of games in a set. I keep waiting for one of them to just fall over dead.
They're now at 47-46 Isner, but Mahut is about to serve.
They've more than doubled the previous record of games in a set. I keep waiting for one of them to just fall over dead.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
49-49.
This is ridiculous.
They just showed a wide shot and there's a hill to the west of their court that is just wall to wall people watching this match.
This is ridiculous.
They just showed a wide shot and there's a hill to the west of their court that is just wall to wall people watching this match.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
It should be approaching 8 p.m. in London, and their match last night was postponed right after 9 p.m. Tuesday night!!!
This is crazy!!!
This is crazy!!!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
For those curious, they stopped play at 59-59 and are resuming again today.
The first four sets took them 2 hours and 50 minutes (approx)to complete. The fifth set took them over 7 hours and it's still not over.
The first four sets took them 2 hours and 50 minutes (approx)to complete. The fifth set took them over 7 hours and it's still not over.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
They're playing and Isner is up 69-68 at the moment.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Isner wins!!! 70-68.
Official match time: 11 hours and 5 minutes.
I think Mahut is going to kill himself.
Official match time: 11 hours and 5 minutes.
I think Mahut is going to kill himself.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Can you imagine what it was like to be one of the people watching and reporting the match? The whole match? Imagine no longer: Wimbledon Live Blog Devolves into Poetry and Madness
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