Dogs on a public beach

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Dogs on a public beach

Gross and unsanitary.
2
18%
Just good clean fun.
9
82%
 
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I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
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Do you have evidence of this goose poop issue? I googled and couldnt find much cept the comment at the bottom of this page.
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Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
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GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
Well, tell us about it and then you can just let go.
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I'll never be able to let that go.

And I will never own a dog.
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Please, let the healing begin.
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Maybe he caught a screening of Pink Flamingos when he was three or something.
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You know, this is interesting. I think I made a connection between something in my childhood and my aversion to dog shit on the beach.
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WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH
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Post by Leisher »

Do you have evidence of this goose poop issue?


First thing I found when I searched. That's an easy read, however if you want something dryer, here's a report from the USDA.

I only learned about the hazards of geese feces because of my in-laws' lake. Geese and their feces are a problem up there, but I remember when my wife was pregnant lots of folk warning her to avoid the geese feces.
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Post by Troy »

In middle school I managed to step in a big pile of Poo on the way to the bus stop for school.

I didn't realize it until I had sat down and gotten it all over my pants and backpack. It was one of the worst days of middle school.


Still like dogs, though.
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Around 7th or 8th grade I was playing football in a field next to some apartments. I dove to catch a pass and my left arm landed in fresh dog poop. It smeared up my arm and all over my sleeve.

A couple of folks chuckled and said stuff like "gross". I ran home, changed shirts, washed my arm, and was back playing football in about 10 minutes.

I've stepped in dog shit countless times, and while annoying, doesn't really bug me. It's like stepping in mud only stinkier.

I still like dogs.
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Post by Mommy Dearest »

GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:I think you had a tragic dog poop incident in your childhood that you've repressed and/or won't talk about.
This is actually true.
and i can attest to that
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GORDON wrote:1. Vince: For all intents and purposes, caviar is fish jizz.
Never have eaten it, and don't see myself ever doing so.
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Post by Alhazad »

I bet all of you stick your dicks in something someone else has peed out of... maybe before they've even washed it afterwards? Don't think too hard about this stuff, you'll get neurotic.
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To be really safe, maybe some of you guys should change your shoelaces each morning, with gloves.
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Alhazad wrote:I bet all of you stick your dicks in something someone else has peed out of... maybe before they've even washed it afterwards? Don't think too hard about this stuff, you'll get neurotic.
I've never stuck my dick in someone's urethra.

Perv.
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Troy wrote:To be really safe, maybe some of you guys should change your shoelaces each morning, with gloves.
Velcro.

Next?
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Cunnilingus? Anal? Kissing? (It's cleaner to rub bare asses than to kiss.) Kissing after sex?

Ever seen the reports on bathrooms and how everything is covered with feces? Even if your toothbrush is in a cabinet. When you flush a huge burst of germs shoots out of the toilet. Putting the lid down helps some, but doesn't stop it all.

Now tell us about "the incident". It'll make you feel better to get it off your chest.
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Leisher wrote:Cunnilingus? Anal? Kissing? (It's cleaner to rub bare asses than to kiss.) Kissing after sex?
Married, so none of the above.

And I don't wish to discuss it. I will just admit I have personal issues with it and/or I am a crank.
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