Wife has misplaced her sunglasses. She is searching the house getting more and more irritated.
Wife: I can't find them! I know they have to be here! Did you notice when I had them on last?
Me: (Detecting danger now that her attention is on me) No, I can't recall where I saw you with them, last. Also, this is going to end up being my fault, right?
Wife: Of course not. But if you paid more attention to me, you'd have noticed where I had them last.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Were she paying attention to you more, she could remind you to do so when appropriate.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Keep in mind that phrase has never actually worked. I dunno what "work" would constitute in this case, though. Silence, I guess?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Most relationships have NOTHING to do w\ morality. You can put "marriage" at the top of that list.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."