Troll 2
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 1:35 pm
Sequel to the 2022 film.
Norwegian film that picks up after the events of the first one. There's a new troll that gets woken up by the white woman from the first one. The white woman who designed the trap to kill that troll, then didn't want it to die, then celebrated when it did. Norwegians might make shit Godzilla knockoffs, and horrible neighbors in Antarctica, but they sure do know how to write white women...
White woman gets the idea to wake up another Troll to fight mean Troll. He's hyped up as the king of trolls son and a badass. Their first fight lasts 10 seconds and it is hilariously stupid. They don't even touch or come close.
Their second fight doesn't go much better as mean Troll easily wins again. Thankfully, the humans are there to save the day.
This movie is laughably terrible. I hope there's a part 3.
Norwegian film that picks up after the events of the first one. There's a new troll that gets woken up by the white woman from the first one. The white woman who designed the trap to kill that troll, then didn't want it to die, then celebrated when it did. Norwegians might make shit Godzilla knockoffs, and horrible neighbors in Antarctica, but they sure do know how to write white women...
White woman gets the idea to wake up another Troll to fight mean Troll. He's hyped up as the king of trolls son and a badass. Their first fight lasts 10 seconds and it is hilariously stupid. They don't even touch or come close.
Their second fight doesn't go much better as mean Troll easily wins again. Thankfully, the humans are there to save the day.
This movie is laughably terrible. I hope there's a part 3.