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The Legend of Zelda (?)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 1:31 pm
by Leisher
The Legend of Zelda (?)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 2:05 pm
by TheCatt
She looks right. Why would it flop due to her? (no idea who she is)
The Legend of Zelda (?)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 2:26 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 2:05 pmShe looks right.
Truth.
TheCatt wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 2:05 pm
Why would it flop due to her?
Because "she" has something that flops.
No matter how much they want it to be reality, straight men are not attracted to chicks with dicks.
Guys want to go and daydream about being Link. They want to save the princess. The princess having a cock isn't a part of that dream for the vast majority of men.
The Legend of Zelda (?)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 4:27 pm
by TheCatt
Ah. Yeah, no thank you.
She's from my hood. Grew u here in Raleigh and attended the school of the arts (in the city I grew up in)
The Legend of Zelda (?)
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 9:04 pm
by Leisher
They cast a real woman as Zelda and the lunatics are mad.
Thankfully, the insanity isn't covered in that article, but you can find it online and it's all as stupid as you expect.