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The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:51 pm
by Leisher
We need a non-scandals sex thread.
TheCatt wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2024 3:35 pm World Peace achieved.
That quote is from a different thread implying pretty women could solve war. I disagree.

First of all, I think woman are the root cause of most wars. NOT that "they" cause the wars, but that "vagina access" is the underlying cause. :D

Anyway, I believe every man getting regularly fucked well by a beautiful woman would massively reduce crime rates throughout the world. However, to get world peace you need that AND the removal of the "need" to fuck other women.

Point being, every woman could be an exact clone of one woman and most dudes would still want to fuck other women and not just his.

This may not be true for every man, but it would be true for most men.

I also don't think it's a flaw. Men are designed to spread their seed. The key being "their".

Side note: that OG woman is now dead, so drop your Patient Zero fantasy...unless you're a necrophiliac, which is perhaps the only victimless crime I'm ok with a death penalty for...

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 1:54 am
by Troy
Kif, inform the men. I have made it with a woman.

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:44 am
by Leisher
Troy wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 1:54 am Kif, inform the men. I have made it with a woman.
Exactly.

Paraphrasing Jim Norton, but basically everything men do is about improving their odds of sharing their erections with more women.

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:09 pm
by Troy
I used this thread to tell ya'll I'm having a kid, btw. In June :)

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:28 pm
by TheCatt
Troy wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:09 pm I used this thread to tell ya'll I'm having a kid, btw. In June :)
:shock:

CONGRATS!

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 3:10 pm
by Stranger
Troy wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 1:54 am Kif, inform the men. I have made it with a woman.
Troy wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:09 pm I used this thread to tell ya'll I'm having a kid, btw. In June :)

You have indeed made it with a woman. Well done Cap'n!

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:00 pm
by GORDON
I always thought the line was "mated with a woman" but I've seen your version in print more than once.

June is in 5 months. Troy never even told us he got remarried.

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:08 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:00 pm Troy never even told us he got remarried.
Maybe he didn't?

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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:16 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:08 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 4:00 pm Troy never even told us he got remarried.
Maybe he didn't?
Someone grab the red paint and big A stencil.

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2025 5:03 pm
by Troy
Did not, we doing it all in reverse. House, kid, then probably marriage.

The Procreation Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2025 12:01 am
by Leisher
Congrats on the kid. Hope it all works out.