Christmas 2023
Christmas 2023
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2024
Well, the first two and last two are proof that there is no God.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Christmas 2024
I'll fight you over “Dominick the Donkey”.
It was used at our zoo's lights one year for the trees whose lights "dance" to music. I do a pretty good donkey impression...I do not remember why, something from my oldest's childhood. So we have a good memory from that song.
"12 Beers of Christmas" is the most underappreciated X-Mas song.
It was used at our zoo's lights one year for the trees whose lights "dance" to music. I do a pretty good donkey impression...I do not remember why, something from my oldest's childhood. So we have a good memory from that song.
"12 Beers of Christmas" is the most underappreciated X-Mas song.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2024
Fat fingers. I'll fix it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2027
Good news. The article is still relevant here in the future. They just changed the title to "The Most Underrated Christmas Songs".
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2128
Standing at my desk listening to X-Mas music (tis the season) and Christmas Bells comes on.
Peter Griffin has ruined that song for me.
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The singer/group with the best overall body of work in the Christmas song genre is Johnny Mathis. Who is 2 and 3? Mariah Carey? TSO? Michael Buble? Nat King Cole?
Criteria:
-Can't be a one hit wonder. You must have multiple hit songs in rotation during the season.
-Your songs have to be considered "legit Christmas music".
-Dean Martin is automatically eliminated for calling Rudolph "Rudy", which irrationally infuriates me. I cannot explain it.
-Family Guy can't have a scene showing how you mercilessly beat your family routinely.
Peter Griffin has ruined that song for me.
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The singer/group with the best overall body of work in the Christmas song genre is Johnny Mathis. Who is 2 and 3? Mariah Carey? TSO? Michael Buble? Nat King Cole?
Criteria:
-Can't be a one hit wonder. You must have multiple hit songs in rotation during the season.
-Your songs have to be considered "legit Christmas music".
-Dean Martin is automatically eliminated for calling Rudolph "Rudy", which irrationally infuriates me. I cannot explain it.
-Family Guy can't have a scene showing how you mercilessly beat your family routinely.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2129
He does have a few and should be in consideration. Andy Williams too.
Wut?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2129
Jews have written a shitload of christmas songs.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Christmas 2129
And one popular Hanukah song.
As for them being on top of the list, when they go on tour as a people we'll add them. Until then, they can go stand on the sidelines with Dean Martin.
As for them being on top of the list, when they go on tour as a people we'll add them. Until then, they can go stand on the sidelines with Dean Martin.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2130
Me, early November: I'll buy some advent calendars for Xmas for family + friends.
Vendor: OK! They'll be there right after Thanksgiving.
(waits... Monday after Thanksgiving)
Vendor: We're a little behind, we'll add an extra gift to all orders, and send you shipping information tomorrow!
(waits... two weeks, cuz honestly I forgot about them)
Vendor: (silence)
Me: Cancel order
Vendor: Canceled!
Me: Uh, where's refund?
Vendor: (silence)
Me: Time to visit the credit card dispute page....
yyaaayyy.
Vendor: OK! They'll be there right after Thanksgiving.
(waits... Monday after Thanksgiving)
Vendor: We're a little behind, we'll add an extra gift to all orders, and send you shipping information tomorrow!
(waits... two weeks, cuz honestly I forgot about them)
Vendor: (silence)
Me: Cancel order
Vendor: Canceled!
Me: Uh, where's refund?
Vendor: (silence)
Me: Time to visit the credit card dispute page....
yyaaayyy.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Christmas 2130
I had to cancel a gift through Amazon that was ordered weeks ago and promised to arrive prior to X-Mas with a lot of time to spare. Now it's estimated to arrive the 27th.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Christmas 2130
I was listening to Bing Crosby just now and realized he's eliminated for being an abusive monster.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”