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She's wee.

I'd run.

It's honestly so unfair to little people that she's that attractive, but people immediately link it to pedophilia. If you dated her, you wouldn't be able to not notice people looking and unfairly judging you. Hell, I've done it myself and recently. Saw a man and a little women at a local restaurant and the thought crossed my mind about him.

That's why I could never date this woman. But I'd totes hit it during a one night stand.