Had my first old person colonoscopy last week. Honestly the prep wasn't as bad as I feared, just peed out my ass for a while, was careful with toilet paper to not irritate anything.
Woke up during the last minute or two of the procedure, which was weird. Could see the video screen. Certainly felt the device coming out of my ass.
A few small polyps, but they were normal.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:07 am
by Leisher
I've had two now. Good times.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 12:58 pm
by Cakedaddy
Just had my first today. Was your throat sore afterwards? Already heard from the wife about how they had their way with me, so . . . But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea. The gas they gave me fucked me up bad. Or someone has acid jiz.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 1:09 pm
by TheCatt
Cakedaddy wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 12:58 pm
But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea.
Cakedaddy wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 12:58 pm
But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea.
Uh.... no. not at all.
Ditto.
You might want to report that to a doctor.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 1:52 pm
by GORDON
.... and when he came awake, the doctors were leaning against the wall, smoking cigarettes.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 1:54 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 1:52 pm
.... and when he came awake, the doctors were leaning against the wall, smoking cigarettes.
That's ignorant!!!
You can't smoke in a hospital! They were vaping!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 2:10 pm
by GORDON
After good sex they break the rules.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 2:11 pm
by TheCatt
You can smoke at the "hospital" Cake goes to.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 2:13 pm
by Cakedaddy
You guys had your done at a hospital?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 2:14 pm
by TheCatt
That explains why the "knock out gas" was just a chloroform rag.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 4:49 pm
by Leisher
This remains the funniest colonoscopy scene ever made. (Context: Pete is his best friend's name and their other friend Ruxin always teases them about being gay. Also, he is married to a Jenny.) Sadly, I cannot find a good YouTube video of the full follow up scene, just half of it.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 4:57 pm
by TheCatt
"Wait, nurse? What's all that medical equipment for? What a weird place to have a colonoscopy. Where's the gimp? TV shows are so fake"
