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Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:28 pm
by TheCatt
I know I could take the first four.

I'm pretty sure I could take an eagle, but it would really rely on me somehow getting a hold on it when it swoops to attack. Those talons are sharp as fuck.

I'd rather not fight anything lower in the chart.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:48 pm
by thibodeaux

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:55 pm
by TheCatt
thibodeaux wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:48 pm Owls will f you up
Right, but I assume the combat above, both people know the fight is coming. I feel like owls really rely on the element of surprise, although, still could fuck someone up.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:38 pm
by Leisher
Chimp, Roo, Gorilla, Lion, Elephant, and Grizzly are death.

The rest are winnable fights. Not saying anyone would win 100% of the time, but they can be won.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:54 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:38 pm Chimp, Roo, Gorilla, Lion, Elephant, and Grizzly are death.

The rest are winnable fights. Not saying anyone would win 100% of the time, but they can be won.
Roo - You'd have to get behind it somehow. Those jumping feet are strong, and their claws are fucking sharp.

I dunno. I'd love it if we could test this stuff out.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:03 pm
by thibodeaux
My assumption was that Americans would be allowed to exercise their 2nd amendment rights, whereas britons are effectively unarmed.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:21 pm
by TheCatt
thibodeaux wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:03 pm My assumption was that Americans would be allowed to exercise their 2nd amendment rights, whereas britons are effectively unarmed.
In that case...

But, at the top, it says unarmed.

Britons are afraid of Geese

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:23 am
by thibodeaux
Americans also don’t read the fine print