Exhibit A
Here's the list of songs:I (the guitarist) and 2 singers (female and male) are looking for a 2nd guitar player (with strong sense of rhythmic timing and phrasing for playing rhythm and lead) and a bass player. Below is a picture of list of songs we’ve rehearsed-been rehearsing for 5 months 2 or 3 times a week.
1. Before you accuse me - Eric Clapton
2. Bring it on home to me - The Animals
3. Dead Flowers - Townes Van Zandt
4. Hide your love away - Beatles
5. House of the rising sun - Animals
6. I can't help falling in love with you
7. It ain't me babe - Turtles
8. Like a hurricane - Neil Young
9. Midnight special - CCR
10. Peaceful easy feeling - Eagles
11. Sad song - ? (maybe an original)
12. Sunshine blues - ?
13. Walking after midnight - Patsy Cline
14. Wild horses - Stones
Ok, first of all: JESUS H CHRIST was a boring-ass setlist. Hey, grandma called, she wants her mix tape back. The audience for this music is FUCKING DEAD, even before covid. If I was in a venue and the band was playing this setlist, I'd take a shit on the bar before walking out on my unpaid tab. This stuff was old and tired when I was a kid. Fucking boomers! Can you imagine somebody in 1970-something proposing to put together a cover band playing "Yes, We Have No Bananas!"
Secondly: LMFAO. You've been rehearsing for FIVE MONTHS, twice a week, and this is all you've come up with? That's 40 rehearsals. My God, these songs aren't even that hard (example: Midnight Special is 3 chords and doesn't even have a guitar solo. You could literally nail it with one take).
Finally, you just know these dipshits are going to get up onstage (if anybody will actually give them a gig) in a t-shirt bulging with their gut, and cargo shorts, and goddam white new balance sneakers.
Sorry. I just hate these people so much. And I've never met them.