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She said no such thing!!!!!

Troy and whomever else: I'm meeting a hot lawyer this weekend. I need a couple good lines that a hot female lawyer would.love.

Go.

GORDON wrote: Troy and whomever else: I'm meeting a hot lawyer this weekend. I need a couple good lines that a hot female lawyer would.love.

Go.

Something something something, briefs.

Tell her to try you for being under suspicion of being good in bed. (Then hope she doesn't dismiss the case after 2 minutes due to a lack of evidence)

Ask her how many other people she's already fucked this week.

Tell her she does great pro boner work.

Ask her if she wants to see your subpeonas.

Ask if she wants to solicit your genitals.

Ask if her how much she costs by the hour.

TheCatt wrote: Ask her how many other people she's already fucked this week.

I chortled out loud.

I'll test the sense of humor.... this one may happen.

This thread is pointless without pictures or names.

She's really... tan.

i need to stop texting with her because the more she talks, the less i like her

GORDON wrote: i need to stop texting with her because the more she talks, the less i like her

Yeah, I could see that happening if I were single. :\

I keep thinking that the only way I'm going to meet a woman with whom I actually have the same interests.... it's going to have to be some goth woman at a metal show. Or comicon.

But then she also has to be physical attractive.

She doesn't exist. At least in toledo.

GORDON wrote: i need to stop texting with her because the more she talks, the less i like her

Racist.

Seriously though, there is an extremely good chance ate at the same restaurant as her a week or so ago. Big restaurant opening by a friend who happens to be the or one of the biggest lawyers in town. Tons of lawyers there.

She's attractive. Is she a prosecutor or defense attorney? Tell me and I'll try to guess her personality.

TheCatt wrote: She's really... tan.

Gordo's expanding his horizons.

I was once told by my friend Javelin that I needed to date "a sister" because I needed more drama in my life.

Vince wrote:

TheCatt wrote: She's really... tan.

Gordo's expanding his horizons.

I was once told by my friend Javelin that I needed to date "a sister" because I needed more drama in my life.

I realized last night I've never dated an African America or Asian American... or really any minority except my wife.

Apparently I'm the Bloodhound Gang...

No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese,
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,

I'm not going to bother with the lawyer. We have zero in common, aside from the fact she's almost as good looking as me. I'm not going to waste either of our time. Her loss.

And I almost married a Chinese girl (so there were relations). She's on TV in Cleveland, now. Or, she was a few years ago, last time I was curious.

But never a black girl. COuold have, but the chinese girl got jealous.

GORDON wrote: I'm not going to bother with the lawyer. We have zero in common, aside from the fact she's almost as good looking as me. I'm not going to waste either of our time. Her loss.

Racist.

I added to my post to address a thing you said.

GORDON wrote: I added to my post to address a thing you said.

Just makes you more racist.

I love all races, colors, and creeds the exact same amount.

You know, an aside about online dating.

They say women get slammed with messages every day, and men have too much competition, so women end up dating 7's and above, and men end up dating the 4's.

So, they say men need to "swipe right" on every single woman, in order to maximize their chances of getting laid. There have been cute little memes through the years of little machines to just blindly "swipe right" on every single woman in their area. Ha ha, I never thought much about it, because I was always married.

And I think I've mentioned how surprised I have been at "myspace" camera angles. A lot of these women post 8 closeups pictures of their face, usually from a high angle, and you'd bet money they were 135 pounds. But I learned my lesson when the 3rd one met me for coffee, and she was almost 300. Good grief. Now I verify ahead of time.

I actually appreciate it when they're honest enough to include a body pic. I wish I could give them props of some kind... but still not interested. Bonus points if they're proud of it, and it's the first pic in the profile. You go girl... find a man who will appreciate you.

But yeah.... if their body was a selling point, they'll be selling it, and it will be in the profile. Just FYI if y'all find yourselves "out there", again. So far there's 100% chance if there's no mirror selfie, she's huge.

So there's NO WAY I will ever swipe right, 100% of the time. Because.... what if they want to hook up? *shiver*

I'm picky and will happily die alone.

GORDON wrote: I love all races, colors, and creeds the exact same amount.

Is Zero an amount?

TheCatt wrote:

GORDON wrote: I love all races, colors, and creeds the exact same amount.

Is Zero an amount?

Nah, I realized the "i hate everyone equally" people are actually displaying fear and weakness.

I got to the point where I could love everyone equally, even if outwardly they were displaying red flags. Don't judge books, right? Now I let them disappoint me with the content of their character, not what they look like, or the color of their skin.

I do operate on "50% of people are probably horrible." But I let them prove it, before I go around making judgments.

I'm not afraid of anyone. I don't need to hate anyone. But I also don't need to give everyone my attention and energy.