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Dumping swimsuits and will be open to "women of all sizes".

Let me be the first to point out the sexism of this new policy. "Miss"? "Women"? It's either open to all 46 genders or it's a disgusting, bigoted relic.

A logical person would quickly realize it is impossible to please everyone and stop trying. The morons running this thing will probably open it to all genders next year.

Can't wait until a 600 pound beast from Tennessee is standing on stage at the Miss Universe pageant next to physically fit contestants from countries that haven't lost their fucking minds.

Pageants of any kinds are bastions of -isms.

TheCatt wrote: Pageants of any kinds are bastions of -isms.

ALL things are bastions of -isms. It only matters if it offends your particular beliefs.

I think I should enter next year, to let my inner princess shine.

Shit is an insane joke.

GORDON wrote: I think I should enter next year, to let my inner princess shine.

The rest of us have been waiting a long time for your realiztion.

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:35 am Aim High

Once they cake on all that makeup , they look way too similar to me.

TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 11:07 am

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:35 am Aim High

Once they cake on all that makeup , they look way too similar to me.

Fair. I just thought it was cool an active AF member won.

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:51 pm Fair. I just thought it was cool an active AF member won.

Sure, absolutely.

You see, this is all about who you know.

And over here you have favoritism.

I'd make a joke about a female Marine being in the contest "but her dick kept showing", but these days would you know I was kidding?

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:06 pm I'd make a joke about a female Marine being in the contest "but her dick kept showing", but these days would you know I was kidding?

I was going to make a joke about how I hope the winner "liked killing babies with drones" but decided against it.

"How can you kill women and children?"

(This is teed up for Gordon.)

Well that's easy. You just don't lead them as much.