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Well, is it?

Take me out for a meal, Jerry.

Can you eat it?
Does it provide nourishment?

Food status confirmed.

Leisher wrote: Can you eat it?
Does it provide nourishment?

Food status confirmed.

No, I cannot.

TheCatt wrote:

Leisher wrote: Can you eat it?
Does it provide nourishment?

Food status confirmed.

No, I cannot.

Have you considered the possibility that you're not human?

I will grant you that soup comes in many different varieties. Some are light and almost like drinking water. Others are heavy and cling to your ribs. Typically, a soup is a side item or appetizer, but the heavy ones could be meals, the lighter ones cannot. That's as far as I'm willing to compromise on this issue.

There's a local restaurant, J. Alexander's, that has a Chicken Pasta Soup that is heavy and could be a meal. In fact, it has been for my kids at various times.

The Chicken Tortilla Soup is the only reason to ever go to a Max and Erma's.

Sometimes at Panera soup is the only thing my kids will order.

Olive Garden's soup and salad is a go to for me because I don't want 3000 calories in a weak ass "Italian" effort.

Leisher wrote: Have you considered the possibility that you're not human?

Now you're trying to make me Malcolm.

Soup is an appetizer at best. Maybe I should have said "is soup a meal"

TheCatt wrote: Soup is an appetizer at best.

Most? Yeah, I would concede that. I can cite exceptions though, and thus, I think an accurate statement would be:
"Soup is generally an appetizer, side dish, or co-dish (soup and salad), but heavier soups could be meals."

Everything has exceptions. Apparently, Gordon even slept with a woman once.

TheCatt wrote: Everything has exceptions. Apparently, Gordon even slept with a woman once.

Not true, your mom much more than once.

GORDON wrote:

TheCatt wrote: Everything has exceptions. Apparently, Gordon even slept with a woman once.

Not true, your mom much more than once.

Before or after her surgery?

gross

GORDON wrote: gross

Apparently you didn't think so

I love soup. Fuck you Catt!

Best soups around the world.

That list pretty much shreds Catt's entire anti-soup bigoted beliefs, but haters gonna hate.

Of that list, I want to try Menudo, Beef Pho, Borscht (just to say I've had it), Caldo Verde, Groundnut soup, Harira, and Lanzhou beef noodle soup.

The rest I've either had (love gumbo and gazpacho) or don't love seafood, so I'll skip it.

In my brain, soup is always going for elderly people.

Leisher wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 4:38 pm I love soup. Fuck you Catt!

I guess since you removed all your teeth to give better BJs is probably your only option.

GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 4:51 pm In my brain, soup is always going for elderly people.

Or having the flu.

GORDON wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 4:51 pm In my brain, soup is always going for elderly people.

Everyone has bigoted beliefs.

TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:09 pm I guess since you removed all your teeth to give better BJs is probably your only option.

Pfft. Only a virgin would think removing all of one's teeth would somehow improve BJ technique.