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George Michael

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:59 pm
by Vince
is dead.

I walked into the kitchen and said, "Guess who died."

Wife says, "movie star?"

"No."

"Band?"

"Yes."

Pause. I mime fellatio.

"Oh no! George Michael?"

She also can't think of Stevie Nicks name anymore since I related the story of her cocaine use. She just calls her cocaine butt now.

Re: George Michael

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:05 am
by Malcolm
Damn. Who's going to pay Andrew Ridgely's rent now?

Sidenote: Christ almighty, I hate Stevie Nicks.

Re: George Michael

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:10 pm
by Malcolm
Word is heart failure.