I just go back from Kenya last night.
Nobody (from the government) inspected my butt hole.
Re: Kenya
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:08 pm
by GORDON
Paul wrote:I just go back from Kenya last night.
Nobody (from the government) inspected my butt hole.
Yes they did.
Enjoy your ass cancer in 3 years from the side scanning x-ray machine.
Re: Kenya
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:39 pm
by Paul
I'll die from baboon aids well before 3 years.
And to prove it was Kenya and not South Africa:
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:33 am
by GORDON
Did you see the lions and tigers?
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:03 am
by Paul
When Jimmy Kimmel's sister asked me where I was going, I posted a link to that video as my response.
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:41 pm
by Paul
Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 4:55 pm
by TheCatt
Paul wrote:Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?
I always associated tigers with Africa for some reason (and Asia). Like they always say, 'Lions and tigers,' implying they live together in some form.
I don't think it was until last year that it really sunk in. "Why are there no tigers in the Africa exhibit?" "Oh..."
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 5:23 pm
by Paul
I told my daughter, "We're going to see lions and tigers and bears!" but then I thought about it, and realized that tigers were Asian.
Then I Googled African bears, and it ends up there are none. Africa had a bear a long time ago, but it's extinct.
So basically, Dorothy thought that she had landed in Asia.
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:22 pm
by GORDON
Paul wrote:Oh, and tigers aren't native to Africa. I don';t know what that tiger is doing in the Kenya video. Did it escape from a zoo?
Congrats on taking like 15 years to get the joke.
Re: Kenya
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:08 am
by TPRJones
I knew tigers aren't in Africa and it never occurred to me they shouldn't be in the video.