Aka the doorman from Seinfeld.
If you are or were a professional imbiber, this should have Spinal Tap-like moments that resonate very uncomfortably.
Larry Miller's Five Levels of Drinking
Larry Miller's Five Levels of Drinking
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."