MLB
That would be the greatest thing ever.TPRJones wrote:The guys in Clevland and DC should get together and rename both teams at the same time. To the Clevland Redskins and the Washington Indians. Just to be dicks about it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Bullshit. Should take about 4 minutes.Malcolm wrote:The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
It's not me, it's someone else.
True story.TheCatt wrote:Bullshit. Should take about 4 minutes.Malcolm wrote:The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Pitcher deals with heckler.
There's no comeback for that.
There's no comeback for that.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Theory inspired by my research of the Cleveland Indians for refuting Stranger's bullshit "Indians > Twins" argument...
Years the Indians have won the world series: 1948, 1920. Hypothesis: Cleveland can only win the World Series within 1-5 years of a World War ending.
Edited By Malcolm on 1406686124
Years the Indians have won the world series: 1948, 1920. Hypothesis: Cleveland can only win the World Series within 1-5 years of a World War ending.
Edited By Malcolm on 1406686124
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Hypothesis: Cleveland can only win the World Series within 1-5 years of a World War ending.
I guarantee you that we can find Cleveland fans willing to start a World War just to test that theory.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Speaking of the Indians...
Holy shit that's hilarious! I want one.
Holy shit that's hilarious! I want one.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Rain delay? That'll be half a mil.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Phillies fans mock the throwing stance of Braves pitcher.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Teams with a shot at postseason with their payroll ranking (out of 30):
Baltimore : 15th ... $107,406,623
Detroit : 5th ... $162,228,527
KC : 19th ... $92,034,345
LA Angels : 6th ... $155,692,000
Oakland : 25th ... $83,401,400
Washington : 9th ... $134,704,437
St. Louis : 13th ... $111,020,360
Pittsburgh : 27th ... $78,111,667 (teams 28-30 finished in second to last in their divs)
LA Dodgers : 1st ... $235,295,219
San Fran : 7th ... $154,185,878
Of the top ten for payroll, fully half missed the postseason. On the flip side, there are only 3 teams from the bottom 50%.
Baltimore : 15th ... $107,406,623
Detroit : 5th ... $162,228,527
KC : 19th ... $92,034,345
LA Angels : 6th ... $155,692,000
Oakland : 25th ... $83,401,400
Washington : 9th ... $134,704,437
St. Louis : 13th ... $111,020,360
Pittsburgh : 27th ... $78,111,667 (teams 28-30 finished in second to last in their divs)
LA Dodgers : 1st ... $235,295,219
San Fran : 7th ... $154,185,878
Of the top ten for payroll, fully half missed the postseason. On the flip side, there are only 3 teams from the bottom 50%.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Of all sports, baseball is the one I would be most likely to pause on while channel surfing.TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
I used to love playing in little league. Even won a game against an undefeated team once while I was up to bat.
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Hockey would be a close second, but I could never, ever figure out the offsides rule.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."