Bruce Wayne does not have a Welsh lisp. In any Batman universe. Anywhere. Ever. He sounds like he has a fucking cleft palate.GORDON wrote:We've discussed the voice before. I don't know why you can't accept a reasonable explanation for it.
Justice League
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My "reasonable explanation" was that everybody knows Bruce Wayne, and everybody would recognize his voice. He has to disguise it. Everyone knows he is disguising it. He knows everybody knows he is disguising it. He doesn't care. I guess other easy alternatives would be a falsetto or perhaps a Jerry Lewis/wacky voice. Perhaps a Texan drawl, that would throw everyone off the scent.
I think getting stuck on the voice is silly.
I think getting stuck on the voice is silly.
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My "reasonable explanation" was that everybody knows Bruce Wayne, and everybody would recognize his voice. He has to disguise it. Everyone knows he is disguising it. He knows everybody knows he is disguising it. He doesn't care. I guess other easy alternatives would be a falsetto or perhaps a Jerry Lewis/wacky voice. Perhaps a Texan drawl, that would throw everyone off the scent.
All those toys and he couldn't come up with a voice modulator?
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New documentary coming about original Justice League movie.
It was going to be directed by the guy who directed the new Mad Max movie.
It was going to be directed by the guy who directed the new Mad Max movie.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Good thing they dodged that bullet.Leisher wrote:New documentary coming about original Justice League movie.
It was going to be directed by the guy who directed the new Mad Max movie.
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When I heard Affleck was going to play Batman, I was totally like, "Didn't he already do that?" And then I remembered, no it was George Clooney.GORDON wrote:I would have been excited if it was Nolan's Batman in the movie. When it comes to Aflek all I can picture is Clooney's batman. SO I am expecting major suckage, my expectations can't be lower. That's probably good.
They're both that forgettable.
Cave Johnson to play Commissioner Gordon.
I love JK and he'll do great, but I'd prefer he remain J. Jonah.
Plus, more Cave Johnson!
I love JK and he'll do great, but I'd prefer he remain J. Jonah.
Plus, more Cave Johnson!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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DC/WB suits are still dumber than shit.
Warners and DC have learned from the (relative) failure of BvS and that Justice League will be a movie far more in tune with what its target audience — genre-friendly readers of the afore-mentioned sites, A.K.A. "the people that go to all the Marvel movies" — wants to see.
Each site is sharing details of a finished scene between Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen that — gasp! — has jokes in it
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Justice League
I bet a dollar those jokes are akin to slapstick, because the suits still don't know what the audiences want.Malcolm wrote:DC/WB suits are still dumber than shit.Warners and DC have learned from the (relative) failure of BvS and that Justice League will be a movie far more in tune with what its target audience — genre-friendly readers of the afore-mentioned sites, A.K.A. "the people that go to all the Marvel movies" — wants to see.
Each site is sharing details of a finished scene between Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen that — gasp! — has jokes in it
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Re: Justice League
Agreed, they'll probably fit right into the comedic paradigm that leads to JarJar being considered the height of humor.
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Re: Justice League
GORDON wrote:I bet a dollar those jokes are akin to slapstick, because the suits still don't know what the audiences want.Malcolm wrote:DC/WB suits are still dumber than shit.Warners and DC have learned from the (relative) failure of BvS and that Justice League will be a movie far more in tune with what its target audience — genre-friendly readers of the afore-mentioned sites, A.K.A. "the people that go to all the Marvel movies" — wants to see.
Each site is sharing details of a finished scene between Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen that — gasp! — has jokes in it
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Justice League
You're right. That was Batman and Robin.TheCatt wrote:They'll never reach McBain level.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Justice League
This actually looks pretty good, though I say that not knowing how bad they will murder the characters and how much you all will loath it.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Heh... not sure what they're doing with the Barry Allen character, but he made me laugh.
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Re: Justice League
MUCH better than the trailers for BvS. The Barry Allen stuff really made the whole trailer. The Aquaman stuff...well, we'll see. I also love that they basically ignored Cyborg because he sucks.
And where was Supes?
And where was Supes?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: Justice League
Looks like they might have been paying attention to the feedback. Or at least the marketing department was.
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