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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:28 pm
by TPRJones
HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:04 pm
by GORDON
I've always liked asian girls.

It may be the whole "subservient and happy about it" thing. In my mind.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:09 pm
by TheCatt
Try pyrrhic.
Sadly, I even google'd it, and so many came up with my spelling, I left it.

It's Greek anyways, so it can be spelled anyway I like... like al qaeda.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:09 pm
by TheCatt
I've always liked asian girls.

It may be the whole "subservient and happy about it" thing. In my mind.
Totally hot-cute Thai waitress at my favorite Thai restaurant. Nearly melted the other day.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:46 pm
by Leisher
I think Asia was the only continent I was missing on my tour of the world. I would have loved to sampled it's treasures.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:34 pm
by GORDON
I think Asia was the only continent I was missing on my tour of the world. I would have loved to sampled it's treasures.
I've heard the dudes have small weiners, so no love for you. Dr. Jones.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:03 pm
by Leisher
I've heard the dudes have small weiners, so no love for you. Dr. Jones.


First of all, "weiners"?

Secondly, why'd you ask whoever told you this info about "the dudes"? You should have inquired about the women.

Third, Godzilla is actually based on the damage my penis would do if I visited Tokyo.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:24 pm
by GORDON
Well your penis has a.... godzilla... on it....

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:23 am
by Cakedaddy
First of all, "weiners"?
At least he didn't say "pee pee".

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:55 pm
by DoctorChaos
Third, Godzilla is actually based on the damage my penis would do if I visited Tokyo.
So Mothra is just the 'skeeter on your peter'

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:05 pm
by TheCatt
HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.
postpixplz.

And weren't you supposed to move in with her and give her comfort sex?

Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:08 pm
by GORDON
HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.
postpixplz.

And weren't you supposed to move in with her and give her comfort sex?
Last time I got into a conversation like this, female coworkers found out. And we all know women can't keep their fucking mouths shut. :D

Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:12 am
by TPRJones
Nah, no comfort sex is likely. But moving in as a roommate is still a possibility. My current lease is up in December, so it'll be awhile before that develops.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:19 pm
by GORDON
Here's something about "White People Suck" day I got in email.

I assume it's a joke.

Monday's illegal alien rights demonstrations all across the country were a huge success! Leaders say the goal was to demonstrate the vital role of aliens in the economy. Listed below are some of the effects that yesterday's demonstrations had on the U.S. economy when illegal aliens stayed home for the day:

Spray paint sales were down 8%

Spray paint theft was down 97%

Shoplifting was down 83%

Murders were down 79%

Auto theft was down 88%

Jail cells were empty in many cities leading to extra days off for the policemen.

Prisons were running at only 40% capacity and thousands of prison guards were laid off across the country.

There were no reports of any muggings on buses or subways.=0D

There were no reports of any traffic accidents where drivers got out of stolen cars and tried to run away.

Many stores that sold chrome wheels for cars had to close because of slow sales.

People were able to come and go at Home Depots across the country without several illegal aliens crowding around their cars.

City workers that paint over graffiti in several major cities were asked to take the day off because of no work to do.

With no vandalism at city parks, workers had time to plant new trees and flowers for the first time in many years.

Hospital emergency rooms were available once again for paying legal citizens.

Teachers in several schools across the country were able to get more done teaching in English only.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:50 pm
by GORDON
I wonder what the fuckwits who called americans who wanted the borders secured "racists" think about this:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MEXICO_LIMITING_IMMIGRANTS?SITE=MIDTN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Mexico works to bar non-natives from jobs.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:34 pm
by TPRJones
That's different, Hispanics are a minority so they need to have their jobs in Mexico protected. Duh.