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"Using porn."

I once heard a very wealthy person use the phrase, "No, I don't use fast food."
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Like I said, people can absolutely get addicted to porn. I think this is especially true thanks to OnlyFans and the "interaction" with the models.

I'm not a fan of how that statement makes her the only victim, while absolving herself of any blame. To be fair, she might be free of blame, but she also might be a dead fish that never puts out.

I lean towards her having something to do with it because this is not the attitude of a sane and rational person:
TheCatt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:08 pm “I was fully under the belief that he didn't look at other women, he didn't self pleasure at other women, porn was the furthest thing from my mind.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:09 pm Like I said, people can absolutely get addicted to porn. I think this is especially true thanks to OnlyFans and the "interaction" with the models.

I'm not a fan of how that statement makes her the only victim, while absolving herself of any blame. To be fair, she might be free of blame, but she also might be a dead fish that never puts out.

I lean towards her having something to do with it because this is not the attitude of a sane and rational person:
TheCatt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:08 pm “I was fully under the belief that he didn't look at other women, he didn't self pleasure at other women, porn was the furthest thing from my mind.
I'm just glad my wife doesn't give a shit. And doesn't get jealous/petty. The notion of never looking at other women is just absurd.

I'm sure there's some limit where she'd be like "WTF, Catt?" But I don't really watch a lot of porn, it doesn't interfere with our sex life, and I don't spend $$ on it.
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:18 pm I'm just glad my wife doesn't give a shit. And doesn't get jealous/petty. The notion of never looking at other women is just absurd.

I'm sure there's some limit where she'd be like "WTF, Catt?" But I don't really watch a lot of porn, it doesn't interfere with our sex life, and I don't spend $$ on it.
All of the above.
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You ever see Burglar? I think that was the movie where Whoopi Goldberg's apartment was getting raided, but she had a cool bar in place that made it almost impossible to get in by bashing down her door. I wonder if the person here has something similar? Also, the end isn't "funny". It's irresponsible and was not necessary.
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Hope his neighbors weren't home.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:38 pm
TheCatt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:18 pm I'm just glad my wife doesn't give a shit. And doesn't get jealous/petty. The notion of never looking at other women is just absurd.

I'm sure there's some limit where she'd be like "WTF, Catt?" But I don't really watch a lot of porn, it doesn't interfere with our sex life, and I don't spend $$ on it.
All of the above.
My wife believes that the way men + boys are treated now is... against nature seems a little strong, but basically thinks modern society is ruining them, especially in schools.
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Your wife is a wise woman...except the whole marrying you part... :D

Modern feminism is one of the worst things that has happened to our society. Not being anti-woman here, but because 1. Not only are they currently equal, but it could be argued they have more advantages than men 2. Their entire movement is designed to oppress and take from men.

Also, and I'm not sure if I posted it here, but I saw an interesting article or video about the loss of testosterone in men. The claim was that it can be traced back to 1960, which is the year the pill was invented. Women take the pill, piss out some of the chemicals, that goes into the water supply, men drink that water, and men have higher estrogen and lower testosterone. No idea if that tracks, but it does have some logic to it.
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And then you have an entire generation of people who feel to be the wrong sex.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:27 pm And then you have an entire generation of people who feel to be the wrong sex.
Yeah I feel like it has to be something about... water... food... air... I dunno. But it just seems weird that so many young people feel that way.
Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:13 pm Your wife is a wise woman...except the whole marrying you part...
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TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:32 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:27 pm And then you have an entire generation of people who feel to be the wrong sex.
Yeah I feel like it has to be something about... water... food... air... I dunno. But it just seems weird that so many young people feel that way.
It all would seem to backup the "this started with the pill" theory.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 2:40 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:32 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:27 pm And then you have an entire generation of people who feel to be the wrong sex.
Yeah I feel like it has to be something about... water... food... air... I dunno. But it just seems weird that so many young people feel that way.
It all would seem to backup the "this started with the pill" theory.
Yeah, but LOTS of things changed around that same time. You could pick any change from then. Plastics. Obesity. Lack of physical labor.
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TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 2:43 pm
Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 2:40 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 1:32 pm Yeah I feel like it has to be something about... water... food... air... I dunno. But it just seems weird that so many young people feel that way.
It all would seem to backup the "this started with the pill" theory.
Yeah, but LOTS of things changed around that same time. You could pick any change from then. Plastics. Obesity. Lack of physical labor.
All fair.

Idiocracy, Wall-E, and Demolition Man all look more and more prophetic every day...
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You are out of your mind. Immature, clearly stupid, terrible makeup (did her 6 year old sister put it on her?), tits aren't great, probably seen more shaft than an elevator, etc.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:59 pm You are out of your mind. Immature, clearly stupid, terrible makeup (did her 6 year old sister put it on her?), tits aren't great, probably seen more shaft than an elevator, etc.
Yeah, those tits are super sloppy already.
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Modern feminism has given a lot of women the false confidence that alcohol gives to men.

The good thing for the men is that they just have to survive the night to think clearly again.
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I drive a 12 year old F-150 and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't let her near my dick.
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What's wrong with the mirror she uses every day?
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