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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:12 pm
by Malcolm
It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.

Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:16 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:
It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.
Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.
You aren't most people.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:59 pm
by Malcolm
You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:04 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?
No, no. You yell at them until they give you root, and then you can program in your normal voice once the terminal is unlocked.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:10 pm
by Malcolm
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So all Agent Smith needed was, "YOU WILL GIVE ME THE CODES, MORPHEUS?" He had a decent shot.




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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:39 am
by Leisher
Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.


Neither yell at everybody. Their methods change based on who they're dealing with. I think the key is that you need to want to be there. For example: If you went drinking with Ernest Hemmingway and he was screaming instructions at you on how to drink better, you'd probably listen.

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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:09 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:For example: If you went drinking with Ernest Hemmingway...

Totally on my list of "shit to do if/when I get a time machine."

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Fucking hilarious.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:51 pm
by Paul
Lies (nsfw)

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:04 pm
by Leisher
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:00 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:37 am
by Paul

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:02 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:50 pm
by Paul

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:54 am
by GORDON
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:14 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?

Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.

The peas one? I think I could live with that.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:12 pm
by thibodeaux
Malcolm wrote:The moon landing denier? WTF?
The truth is out there.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:19 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:
GORDON wrote:
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?

Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.

The peas one? I think I could live with that.
Same. And Antoinette is a fantastic name.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:41 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:55 am
by Leisher
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:21 am
by TheCatt
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