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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:12 pm
by Malcolm
It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.
Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:16 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:It's interesting to watch a guy like him, and Robert Irvine on Food Network. Both are hard asses and both get criticism for it. I find it hilarious that they do because to me its obvious that they're simply breaking people of their bad habits and attitudes and molding them back up with discipline.
Yelling like a lunatic at a full moon isn't a way to impress your ideals upon me.
You aren't most people.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:59 pm
by Malcolm
You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:04 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:You're saying you can program most people by raising your voice at the right times?
No, no. You yell at them until they give you root, and then you can program in your normal voice once the terminal is unlocked.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:10 pm
by Malcolm

So all Agent Smith needed was, "YOU WILL GIVE ME THE CODES, MORPHEUS?" He had a decent shot.
Edited By Malcolm on 1458173586
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:39 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:09 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:For example: If you went drinking with Ernest Hemmingway...
Totally on my list of "shit to do if/when I get a time machine."

Fucking hilarious.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:51 pm
by Paul
Lies (nsfw)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:04 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:00 pm
by Paul
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:37 am
by Paul
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:02 pm
by Paul
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:50 pm
by Paul
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:54 am
by GORDON
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:14 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?
Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.
The peas one? I think I could live with that.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:12 pm
by thibodeaux
Malcolm wrote:The moon landing denier? WTF?
The truth is out there.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:19 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:GORDON wrote:
I think almost all of those are legit dumping reasons.
Some are:
Loudest eater
Waiting until the barkeep gets to you before you decide on a drink
The mustard thing
The moon landing denier? WTF?
Everything from T-Rex down seems very Seinfeld.
The peas one? I think I could live with that.
Same. And Antoinette is a fantastic name.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:41 pm
by Paul
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:55 am
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:21 am
by TheCatt