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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:04 am
by Alhazad

I read it as "defecating in the ocean" and was even more confused.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:07 am
by Paul

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:24 pm
by Paul
Man sitting on the surface of a pool of mercury:
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Cannonball in mercury

Cute cannonball in mercury.




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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:26 pm
by GORDON
I think the last 2 vids are identical.

edit - fucker




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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:45 pm
by Alhazad
Making mercury toxic is the move of a dick god who hates fun.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:03 pm
by Paul
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:13 pm
by Malcolm
That would be such a hassle.

Built-in strangulation device, could be deadlier with the right accessories.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:09 am
by Paul
Malcolm wrote:
That would be such a hassle.

Built-in strangulation device, could be deadlier with the right accessories.

That hair passed the "sexy" stage, and even went beyond "religious fanatic."
I'd hate to have to precautions to not accidentally dip my hair in the toilet when I poop (or pee like a girl).




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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:06 am
by Paul

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:24 pm
by Paul
Hugs! Hugs for everyone!

Unexpected




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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:45 pm
by Paul

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:13 pm
by Leisher
Obama was on Colbert for the Super Bowl. As come comments point out, not only are there only black kids in the scene, but the only white person in the entire sketch is blamed for breaking the rules.

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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:21 pm
by Paul

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:53 pm
by Paul

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:12 pm
by TheCatt
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 4:36 pm
by thibodeaux
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Winner

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:38 pm
by TheCatt
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:06 am
by Paul

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:15 am
by Paul
How welding is like chainsawing

V-day

Velvet Bently (which is great until you hit a single bug)

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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:27 pm
by TheCatt
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