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Yeah, no, it's just funny. No one's dying, no one's life is really being ruined either, just impacted. If your life is ruined by your spouse cheating, you have issues.
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You forgot the kids. They will be the ones hurt the most.

Also, I think you're grossly underselling the mental harm this can do to the spouse that was cheated on. The lack of trust it creates in them going forward, the resetting of their life, the destruction of their hope/optimism/etc.

Far more interestingly though, I wonder if our own sexual proclivities have something to do with our opinions here? :D
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Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:51 am You forgot the kids. They will be the ones hurt the most.
Those people are old enough that their kids are grown. (I'm guessing)
Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:51 am Also, I think you're grossly underselling the mental harm this can do to the spouse that was cheated on. The lack of trust it creates in them going forward, the resetting of their life, the destruction of their hope/optimism/etc.
This kinda goes back to what Gordon said in his dating profile "no victims." Yeah, a shitty thing happened to you, but you only get 1 life, live it.
Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:51 am I wonder if our own sexual proclivities have something to do with our opinions here?
Look, I'd never cheat on my wife, and never have. But to the extent she lets me have fun with other women with her consent? Yeah, I'm in.
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His kids look at LEAST college age. Her kids are younger teen/tween.

But she also got divorced 3 years ago in 2022, then married someone she had been working with since 2020, so... she just brings chaos.
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 12:13 pm so... she just brings chaos.
That would make so many feminist heads explode. Ha!
TheCatt wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:55 am Yeah, a shitty thing happened to you, but you only get 1 life, live it.
I have empathy for someone suffering through something, but there's absolutely a time limit.
TheCatt wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:55 am Look, I'd never cheat on my wife, and never have. But to the extent she lets me have fun with other women with her consent? Yeah, I'm in.
To be fair, for all we know, this was spouse approved. Maybe her husband's a cuck? Maybe Astronomer guy's wife said, "Go get it elsewhere but don't embarrass me or I'll respond appropriately." I've known people with similar deals.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 21, 2025 1:04 pm To be fair, for all we know, this was spouse approved. Maybe her husband's a cuck? Maybe Astronomer guy's wife said, "Go get it elsewhere but don't embarrass me or I'll respond appropriately." I've known people with similar deals.
True, it's a thing, but rare, imho. But I don't think you hide like that for things that are approved. Even if the company doesn't know.
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My wife and I met someone new this weekend... ;)
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I've been called worse.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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S has a solid point. It also makes me remember the ping pong scene in The League. "Forever unclean!!"

Also, Annie bought a truck.
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Old clip, new voiceover.
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Honestly, while I'd watch it, but I'd prefer the Disney princesses not be sexualized. Have big tits, fine, but you don't need to show them off.
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Show me the spicy mode
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Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 12, 2025 4:37 pm but you don't need to show them off
Then you don't cast her. Cause that's her thing.
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The woke, white woman CEO going on Good Morning America and saying, "The overwhelming feedback has been positive" is certainly a strategy. I probably wouldn't go with gaslighting my core customer base as that's worked for...I can't think of anyone...but you do you.
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Honestly, this ad would have been super effective.
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I was the first one who didn't want to smoke!
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Not really funny, but interesting. I love hidden things like this, but I laughed at myself because the one thing that got me to audibly respond with a "that's awesome" was the spice rack.
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