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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:27 am
by Paul
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:41 am
by TheCatt
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:12 pm
by Malcolm
Counterpoint to the comic: evolution doesn't design poorly. It doesn't design. Even calling it a tinkerer is too much credit. More like a blind drunk fumbling around in the dark trying to crack a safe with a billion other dummy safes around. Even that's too much because the drunk is consciously trying to do something.
Secondly, a really cool design would have us convert wasted matter into usable resources, like your sweat being potable water.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:17 pm
by Paul
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:37 pm
by TheCatt
I did that once by accident, but with a larger knife and the other direction.
It didn't hurt at all. I kinda went into shock, or something, cuz I felt fine. I rinsed and dried it off, after the blood stopped, I could look straight into my hand and see the innards. I could see the muscle and tendons moving when I moved my fingers. Could see some bone.
Drove myself to the urgent care.
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:58 am
by Paul
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:51 am
by Paul
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:51 am
by Paul
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:27 pm
by GORDON
I'm not buying that skeleton one at the end. Looks like a mix of human and gorilla bones.
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:28 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:I'm not buying that skeleton one at the end. Looks like a mix of human and gorilla bones.
Did you read all the text?
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:28 pm
by TPRJones
Reading is hard.
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:49 pm
by GORDON
Ha, I read like 3 paragraphs and then skimmed the rest because I kept looking at the bones.
Nailed it.
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:53 pm
by thibodeaux
Speaking of:
Shirt sizes don't get taller, they get wider
That is sooo true. And it's not just shirts. You try to find pants that have a 36" inseam. The waist is like 40". So I gotta buy freakin' high-waters.
I blame the obesity epidemic.
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:44 pm
by TPRJones
Just get the pants untailored and have them hemmed. Default length of unhemmed pants is 38 inches.
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 6:41 pm
by thibodeaux
TPRJones wrote:Just get the pants untailored and have them hemmed. Default length of unhemmed pants is 38 inches.
Unhemmed jeans? Where do you buy them?
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:37 pm
by Paul
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 10:14 pm
by TPRJones
thibodeaux wrote:Unhemmed jeans? Where do you buy them?
Jeans are tougher, but if you shop the fancy pants places some have jeans, too.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:36 pm
by Paul
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:42 pm
by GORDON
Paul wrote:
Taking a #3. You're pooping with someone while holding hands.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:54 pm
by TheCatt
I bet it's funny when you're done and let go of them.
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