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Counterpoint to the comic: evolution doesn't design poorly. It doesn't design. Even calling it a tinkerer is too much credit. More like a blind drunk fumbling around in the dark trying to crack a safe with a billion other dummy safes around. Even that's too much because the drunk is consciously trying to do something.

Secondly, a really cool design would have us convert wasted matter into usable resources, like your sweat being potable water.




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Paul wrote:Ouch
I did that once by accident, but with a larger knife and the other direction.

It didn't hurt at all. I kinda went into shock, or something, cuz I felt fine. I rinsed and dried it off, after the blood stopped, I could look straight into my hand and see the innards. I could see the muscle and tendons moving when I moved my fingers. Could see some bone.

Drove myself to the urgent care.
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I'm not buying that skeleton one at the end. Looks like a mix of human and gorilla bones.
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GORDON wrote:I'm not buying that skeleton one at the end. Looks like a mix of human and gorilla bones.
Did you read all the text?
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Reading is hard.
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Ha, I read like 3 paragraphs and then skimmed the rest because I kept looking at the bones.

Nailed it.
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Speaking of:
Shirt sizes don't get taller, they get wider


That is sooo true. And it's not just shirts. You try to find pants that have a 36" inseam. The waist is like 40". So I gotta buy freakin' high-waters.

I blame the obesity epidemic.
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Just get the pants untailored and have them hemmed. Default length of unhemmed pants is 38 inches.
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TPRJones wrote:Just get the pants untailored and have them hemmed. Default length of unhemmed pants is 38 inches.
Unhemmed jeans? Where do you buy them?
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thibodeaux wrote:Unhemmed jeans? Where do you buy them?
Jeans are tougher, but if you shop the fancy pants places some have jeans, too.
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Paul wrote:Image
Taking a #3. You're pooping with someone while holding hands.
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I bet it's funny when you're done and let go of them.
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