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Leisher wrote:
How to get a head.
It looks like it just ripped off his helmet. If you pause it at the right frame you can see something above his shoulders still.
I didn't *really* think that he was decapitated.

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PETA

'nother motorcycler

Winning!

Wait for it...

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In response to people having a cow for assuming that Kermit's new, thinner pig friend was his new girlfriend.


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I'd love to have a whiskey barrel for aging beer.

And I gave the "Wait for it..." about 30 seconds and decided it was too long.
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The wait for it is probably just another dumb looping gif that reddit people post to make you wait...

i gave it 5 seconds.
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Metal Gear: Quiet knows what you're looking at

The model for Quiet, Stefanie Joosten.
(To justify a half naked hot girl who doesn't speak, the Metal Gear writers made her an assassin who was burned with chemicals. She used a parasite to heal herself but the parasite will turn her evil if she communicates in English. Because her insides were burned the parasite make her breathe through her skin and receive nourishment from photosynthesis. So if she wears too many clothes she can't breath and will die.)

Her again

She's playing with herself

She speaks fluent Japanese

...and Dutch.

And of course English

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I think someone is smitten.
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Paul wrote:(To justify a half naked hot girl who doesn't speak, the Metal Gear writers made her an assassin who was burned with chemicals. She used a parasite to heal herself but the parasite will turn her evil if she communicates in English. Because her insides were burned the parasite make her breathe through her skin and receive nourishment from photosynthesis. So if she wears too many clothes she can't breath and will die.)

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She looks a lot like a girl I dated in college, although I doubt Stef takes it up the pooper.
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WTF?
Source (probably something Malcom has watched)

Black shooter

Toilet training fail

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The second line says "kurimu pan" which is Engrish for "cream bread."
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thibodeaux wrote:The second line says "kurimu pan" which is Engrish for "cream bread."

Engrish and mangled Portuguese.
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Parachute stunt

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Daniel Tosh would say that the black one would never be that small.
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"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
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Ever had one? Deliciousness...
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Meanwhile, at Thib's house...
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From Penny Arcade:
“Apple Pencil can also act as a stake, which can be pounded through the hot, red heart of the Surface Pro.”
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I had only seen the first part of this before.

If they hang this guy I'm going to start yelling out letters.

Poached egg tutorial

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Don't use it in the morning when it's cold and dry.
By evening it's warm and lubricated.

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