Malcolm wrote:I think of all the roman candle-related incidents I may or may not have been a part of.
Reminds me of Christmas Eve night at my Uncle's place every year. Just move that to the country and add some dogs and toddlers running around amidst the chaos.
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"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
My uncle owned a couple fireworks stands. Used to blast off all his excess inventory 10-15 days after the fourth. I have seen some serious fireworks shit up close.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Well I clicked on this Reddit link which showed the hyocracy of Amazon banning history books that had the Confederate flag. https://www.reddit.com/r....ic_book
Then a few posts later I read a "Thanks Reddit" thread that had a guy do the same thing, and get these as suggested books based on recent Amazon browsing:
(The book that Reddit thread links to is the first one, Adolf in Wonderland)
And if you clicked the Reddit link then the link to the Hitler smut, you can delete your Amazon history.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Paul wrote:Well I clicked on this Reddit link which showed the hyocracy of Amazon banning history books that had the Confederate flag. https://www.reddit.com/r....ic_book
Then a few posts later I read a "Thanks Reddit" thread that had a guy do the same thing, and get these as suggested books based on recent Amazon browsing:
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (2003)
Teeth and Tongue Landscape (2003)
The Steel Breakfast Era (2003)
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairytale (2004)
Fishyfleshed (2004)
The Menstruating Mall (2005)
Ocean Of Lard (w. Kevin L. Donihe 2005)
Sex and Death in Television Town (2006)
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (2006)
The Haunted Vagina (2006)
War Slut (2006)
Sausagey Santa (2007)
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell (2007)
Ultra Fuckers (2008)
Adolf in Wonderland (2008)
Cybernetrix (2008)
The Egg Man (2008)
Apeshit (2008)
The Faggiest Vampire (2009)
The Cannibals of Candyland (2009)
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightement +2 (2010)
Crab Town (2011)
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (2011)
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (2011)
Armadillo Fists (2011)
The Handsome Squirm (2012)
Kill Ball (2012)
Cuddly Holocaust (2013)
Village of the Mermaids (2013)
Quicksand House (2013)
Clusterfuck (2013)
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Malcolm wrote:Carlton's a weird dude. Full list of novels:
I choose to believe that you pulled that list up from memory.
Porn stars built a model of Darth Vader using nothing but sex toys
Jerjerrod: “I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.”
Vader: “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”
If I hadn't lost all respect for her once she married and bred with that no talent douche whose name I honestly can't even remember, I'd love that.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
