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Performing clowns.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
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She has Down's? Holy crap.
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The song made me LOL.
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Best poker game ever.

Putting it in a Spoiler tag because it's a bit nippy.

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My memory is that this made the rounds before, and those are prosthetics.
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Not picking on this for his content, but because someone this devoid of creativity should not be making videos.
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I really hate the "look at me" generation.
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GORDON wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:36 pm I really hate the "look at me" generation.
Except when attractive, female, and nude, yes.
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 3:20 pm
GORDON wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:36 pm I really hate the "look at me" generation.
Except when attractive, female, and nude, yes.
Which is fine, unless they're also allowed to speak. Because they have nothing of value to say, usually... quite the contrary.

edit - clarification, i am speaking specifically of attractive, female, nude people who are part of the "look at me" trend, thinking they are going to be influencing. They have nothing of value to say.
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A NSFW chuckle.
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You never know what someone is going through or what skills/weapons they have.

But if someone is standing there not backing down, but smiling...that's a big flag.
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Stop rubbernecking and watch the damn road.
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I think we need to start having much stricter criteria for who is allowed to drive. You are allowed exactly one idiotic thing like that before your privilege is revoked for life.

More idiots in the world, more idiots on the road. We need to start weeding them out, the math sez so.

And somehow, enforce the suspended license.
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I have no issue with this idea.

Hell, I've often said we need driving tests for the elderly too. However, it'll never, ever happen because they vote.
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And I'm for reeeeally strict criteria. You're on the phone and caused a minor fender bender, but you slowed down 2k people by 5 minutes in the highway traffic jam?

No strikes. License gone, unless you pay every single person for time lost, at $100 per hour. You only get one chance to be a huge asshole.

And, again, somehow enforced. Like, second strike is cutting off your hands so you can't do it again, since the honor system failed for you.
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Is this parody? She could drop 100 pounds, lose the ink, and she'd still be unfuckable.
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I think this is the convention Gordon was complaining about in that other thread?
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TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 5:10 pm I think this is the convention Gordon was complaining about in that other thread?
Nah with this one I will once again lament the lack of mental health care in this country. That chick is wiggity wiggity wack.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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