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Paul wrote:I knew a guy who "harpooned a whale." He said that he dated her as a favor to a friend, then she sort of dragged him to the bedroom and though he was resistant, she was persistent. He didn't want to insult her by refusing too sternly, so he had to do the deed.
What I remember most was his description of how (in missionary position) he couldn't get both arms on the bed at the same time for balance.
I remember some guys talking about that once as sort of a game/dare sort of thing. They'd get really drunk and see who could fuck the most unfuckable in the club.
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There's been too much talking in the images thread lately.
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Vince wrote:
Paul wrote:I knew a guy who "harpooned a whale." He said that he dated her as a favor to a friend, then she sort of dragged him to the bedroom and though he was resistant, she was persistent. He didn't want to insult her by refusing too sternly, so he had to do the deed.
What I remember most was his description of how (in missionary position) he couldn't get both arms on the bed at the same time for balance.
I remember some guys talking about that once as sort of a game/dare sort of thing. They'd get really drunk and see who could fuck the most unfuckable in the club.
I used to play that game with friends.

Only, I thought the game was "let's see who we can get to f*** the ugliest chick possible" and then laugh at them the next day.
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What that picture doesn't show you is all the servers.

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More pics by that Warcraft addict here.

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That is fucking beautiful.
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Interesting map. Looks like I should move to Oregon or Washington.
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TPRJones wrote:Interesting map. Looks like I should move to Oregon or Washington.
The guy who posted it was talking about how glad he was to live in Oregon.

Somehow, I think you'd have other philosophical differences with people in those states, though.
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Malcolm wrote:Eh, my buddy is hooked on Asian chicks. They've done nothing but rape and pillage his mind.

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TheCatt wrote:Somehow, I think you'd have other philosophical differences with people in those states, though.
Absolutely, but at least liberals don't kill you for not believing in their imaginary friend. And liberals are easy to beat up.
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TPRJones wrote:
TheCatt wrote:Somehow, I think you'd have other philosophical differences with people in those states, though.
Absolutely, but at least liberals don't kill you for not believing in their imaginary friend. And liberals are easy to beat up.
Liberals kill you for not believing in their imaginary causes.
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Well, that whole shooting soldiers things is new. Historically liberals aren't any more threatening than a yappy dog that won't shut up. (and about as annoying).
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I have more fear of being killed by a hippy with a cause than a fundamentalist christian.
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